Any new business that incorporates has to swear fealty to all Republicans everywhere! It sure gets the whiny conservative faction's panties in a bunch when a corporation fails to toe the repressive right line, doesn't it? Just stop that at the level of applying for corporate status! Simple, yes?
Think of it! No more Ben & Jerry's or Newman's Own. Those fucking bleeding hearts at Tom's of Maine can take their oh- so-smug environmentalist stances and shove 'em up their ass!
The only corporations America needs are those like Bridgestone, which manufactures a defective tire, but because the cost/benefit analysis of a few hundred deaths doesn't outweigh the profitability of their Wilderness Tires, they'll put 'em on SUVs from Miami to Seattle!
Or how about BP Amoco? Hell, being a fatcat oil company isn't profitable enough. Sell some of your Alaskan oil stock at a loss to Asia -- you'll more than make it up by gouging the West Coast market!
Golly, that Matt Drudge is soooo smart and a top-notch journalist! He broke a story once, you know.
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