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Clerks 2 Caption Contest
Winner: gamerarocks
"A quick check in the pocket 'Screenwriting for Dummies' didn't help."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- Wow gamerarocks
- "Okay, now we know where Joel Siegel lives." Cannon_Fodder
- At that moment, Lance Bass realized he fit the formal definition of 'gay'. Scumby
- Duuude, your meal planner diary is supposed to last you a year, not a week. Coaster
- typical followers of the Howard Stern mantra whysoitenley
- Ben's Pulchritudinous Ten ben243243
- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure; The Crackhead Years whysoitenley
- My Top 8. foxjedi
- "'Drug Pushing for Dummies' proved to be a best seller in New Jersey." Mr_Nonsense
- "It's been 3 hours and I still don't know how to read." Cannon_Fodder
- "See Talentless Fat Guy Run" - Man I love this book Bob! Nathan_Jr
- "'Total pain in the ass, sucks bigtime.' I'm George Michael's favorite!" fellow_consumer
- "You were right fatass, ths does make good rolling paper!" pdxgeek
- Dude, where are my original ideas? SPARGS
- "when I read the verses on homosexuality, Bob was more silent than usual." nickumoh
- "Ouch! Every time I touch the bible, it burns my %*$&ing fingers!" nickumoh
- The illustrations on how to perform a Portuguese breakfast was mind blowing Jynxx
- Okay: Men are from Mars, Women from Venus, and us Homos from Uranus. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Ten Commandments??? You know we can't count that high! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- See..right here it says "sign of the appocolypse - Clerks 2 gets made" T-p
- See, "Collective Punishment for Dummies" can be applied to moviegoers too rainman76x
- Yo this braille Playboy is stupid Silent Bob. Nathan_Jr
- Sad, sad gamers mistakenly search for the DaVinci code to unlock secrets. ben243243
- For some, the writing on the wall is just not enough... ben243243
- “Now see according to this, what you did is called an Extra sneaky Castro” Jynxx
- Rolling your own joints for dummies became an instant best seller Jynxx
- "Toby...Toby...Toby Wong...Toby Wong...Toby Chung...fuckin Charlie Chan!" Goldfish In The Toilet
- What you have been doing to get your movies made is a carnal sin. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- OHHHH it is 'What Would Jesus Do?' not 'WHO Would Jesus Do?'! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "You're the man now, Dogma!" Sean_Cockery
- See you geek, there is no such thing as Austin 3:16 Yamato
- "It's true--I'm in the dictionary next to the word, 'douchebag'." Scumby
- Flip ahead. I want to see if there's giant spider in the third act. foxjedi
- We'll I'll be damned you fat bastard...the word fuck isn't in the Bible Form-VII
- "Your Caption Here" I_Said_Ouch_Not_Stop
- "I...see...the ball...said...Dick...', heh, it says 'dick'." MR_MUCUS
- Gotta love The Onion: Kevin Smith's Career Highlights: Goldfish In The Toilet
- At age 35, Beevis and Butt=head finally find Jesus Elwood83
- The latest dangerous teenage craze: smoking mothballs and then reading the Elwood83
- DUDE!!!! You get high BEFORE you spray the paint! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- You're right. Jules was misquoting scripture in Pulp Fiction. That bastard www.piranhakeeper.com
- Properly exegeted from the Greek, the meaning of this verse.... www.piranhakeeper.com
- I wish that Eve chick would move those damn leaves out of the way! ben243243
- Indiana Stoned And The Raiders Of The Lost Art. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- You found this book of profanity, murder, and vulgar acts in a motel? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- If I catch this bastard 'Gideon' I'm gonna kick his ass for depressing me! Goldfish In The Toilet
- You mean we could have been getting free 'Man on Man' love at the YMCA? Goldfish In The Toilet
- This isn't Nixon's 'Enemies List'...it's all your rejection slips! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- ...and God said to Kevin Smith...'Thou Shall Not Mention The 38th Blow Job' Goldfish In The Toilet
- OH I SEE! Homosexual activity is okay within the clergy! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- WOAH this paper would make for some awesome blunts! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- 29 Desire Chips later Silent Bob and Jay still don't get the 'Big Book'. Goldfish In The Toilet
- WOW they remade this singular idea as about 60 different movies too! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Kevin Smith defends his lame ass rejected 'Superman' screenplay. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Look! Noah was a sheep fucker too! pdxgeek
- Wow, the Bible is my new favorite work of Shakespheare. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Wag the Dogma www.piranhakeeper.com
- The Shaggy Dogma www.piranhakeeper.com
- Reservoir Dogma - the botched lost ark heist. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Dogma Day Afternoon www.piranhakeeper.com
- Don't worry, I filled their fridge full of black shit so they will be www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Wow dude, this Jesus guy like totally rules." Cannon_Fodder
- Caption: Sodom and Silent Gamorrah gumby
- Caption: Jay and Silent Bob find religion in Sodom and Gamorrah gumby
- 'Ready to make MALLRATS II,Bob?' Mister_Hoobody
- Jay and Bob go straight to the lesbian parts of the unedited Anne Frank. Cannon_Fodder
- Kevin shows Jason his written apology for Jersey Girl. Cannon_Fodder
- "Dude, is this really the only copy of the script?" Cannon_Fodder
- They had to ADR this scene. The Pope spinning in his grave killed the audio foxjedi
- "see? You signed away your soul right *there*!" TheWreck
- Just because Dick Cheney gave you his cell doesn't mean he blew you. Rudy Gallant
- See, it says here "Jack off like a monkey" Rudy Gallant
- Kevin Smith's daily lessons in phonics yeilded slow but steady results Rudy Gallant
- Sponge Bob and Asshole Rudy Gallant
- One Good Book and Two Bad Actors: Priceless rainman76x
- (See inside) ModernRonin
- They would credit breaking the Da Vinci Code on "some really good shit". MR_MUCUS
- "Little Black Book 2: The Bookeining" MR_MUCUS
- "Finally, a lead on Carmen Sandiego!" MR_MUCUS
- "Klaatu, Barada...what's that last word, Bob?" MR_MUCUS
- The first rule of NAMBLA is you don't talk about NAMBLA??? www.piranhakeeper.com
- It says we're ten years too late! Xur
- Proverbs 17:28: Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent? www.piranhakeeper.com
- I wonder if Moses could use his power to part women's legs. Wouldn't it be www.piranhakeeper.com
- You rewrote The Bible as a comic book? Brilliant! JPBuckner
- I still haven't come to the part about shit demons. You don't think Kevin www.piranhakeeper.com
- Two Boers check out Nelson mandella's little black book. Junk_Yard_Dog
- This is the strangest black book, but there is a lot of begating. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Oh poo, my lipstick IS smeared" unkelpervy
- Sure sign of impending apocalypse: Jay & Silent Bob attempt to read Bible Pr0cession
- "That's gnarly dude, but you know I don't read books without pictures..." Pr0cession
- "Dude! Why are these pages STUCK TOGETHER?!" Pr0cession
- I found someone's "little black book" they forgot in the hotel room. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Screw Kevin Smith. Mel Gibson is where the $ is at. Keep studying. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Holy shit. It does say it's an abomination to lie with another man. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Silent Bob: A mime is a terrible thing to waste. nickumoh
- Crucial Mistake #74: Slient Bob introduces Jay to Mein Kampf ben243243
- Ezekiel 25:18, Get these motherfuckin' snakes off my motherfuckin' plane. thehighpriestofgeek
- Jack-O-Lantern...Jackalope...Jackass...you're right! There's my picture! ben243243
- "Now let us turn to the book of Affleck." nickumoh
- Even the Good Book couldn't erase Kevin's sense of failure. Drew_Atreides
- Dumb and Dumberest gamerarocks
- A quick check in the pocket 'Screenwriting for Dummies' didn't help gamerarocks
- "Wow, you've got Bea Arthur's phone number?" TMundo
- Ten Commandments... In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Then Moses said let my peeps go to the mall. Righteous! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, my line. Nathan_Jr
- Read to the Blind Week was really starting to piss Jay off. Nathan_Jr
- Wow, man, I can't believe how often people in the Bible got stoned. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Why PBS cancelled Seasame Street scarlet_ohara
- Fuck your dictionary Slient Bob. Snoochy is a word. Nathan_Jr
- These two studying the Bible...like throwing a deck chair off the Titanic. foxjedi
- "Thou...shalt...shut...the...hell...up..." gamerarocks
- 'My pet goat' makes a cameo appearance gamerarocks
- "We steal this book and Uma Thurman kicks our ass? Awesome dude!" gamerarocks
- "Dude, it says right here that getting stoned is appropriate." Jung
- Look its right here in chapter and verse: nickumoh
- This Gideon is one smart dude... ben243243
- Silent Bob - The Perfect Jehovah's Witness. ben243243
- Jesus comes back? Aww, you ruined it for me ben243243
- Best. Legal. Advice. Ever. ben243243
- ...and now for a reading from Dude-o-ronomy. ben243243
- See I told you chicks fart when you blast them in the Ass. CNYSkinFan
- According to this, a baseball cap brim is actually meant to face forward. Mr_Nonsense
- "See I told you, Mage Knight with +50 Doom Sword does beat a cave troll!" sonofthedummy
- The budget for "Clerks 3" is very limited... sonofthedummy
- New Jersey's illiteracy program still had a ways to go... vectorzero
- "Snape kills Dumbledore! Holy shit!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Classic example of the dumb leading the blonde." Mr_Nonsense
- "Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply? Aw, shit!" Mr_Nonsense
- “Dude, I don’t believe it, you didn’t get any lines in the sequel either!” Jynxx
- Dude, your girlfriend looks like your mother.. oh wait ... Dude, that's ill dlew919
- "you're....too....old....for.....this.....love.....mom...." BobDobbs
- Aqua Bible Hunger Force: Number #1 In Da Hood G! MuhammadAus
- It's the secret KFC recipe!...If only we could READ! Scumby
- Rule of moviemaking #1: No Jersey Girl 2. JPBuckner
- You're right, Bob is the same when spelled backwards. Awesome. JPBuckner
- Just how did you get Lance Bass' phone number? JPBuckner
- Dude, I told you there was a nude scene for you in the script. See Yamato
- "Dude, check this out - I stole it from Ben Affleck..." M_H
- "Wow... The Bluntman and Chronic pocket edition!" Throwing_Muses
- Showing off his blackbook would be more impressive if it wasn't empty rainman76x
- "So I follow a 'snoochy' with a 'boochy'?" Throwing_Muses
- "To Serve Man" is a cookbook......Awesome dude!!! rainman76x
- Thou shalt not believe it's not butter...snoogins. foxjedi
- The Book of Moron, presented by the Church of Latter Day Idiots rainman76x
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