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Cloverfield Caption Contest
Winner: HicksRollsinGrave
"Getting the extras from 'Rent' to leave New York was a pain in the ass."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Moviegoers attempt to flee a screening of Battlefield Earth. Scumby
- Kim understands why Tampons are better than the belt and pads Gone_By_Dawn
- Marlene ponders her chances of denying the fart was hers Azrael the Cat
- The initial fart before the onset of explosive diarrhea mrharr
- Oh god... ROSIE O'DONNEL! kellyf4
- The fate of "Lost" writers who leak spoilers. Abrams has no mercy. Drew_Atreides
- Voters dreaded having to choose between the Democrat and Republican tickets Scumby
- Automatic crotch-kicking machines increased movie humor a hundredfold. Scumby
- The last remaining Green Bay fans did not make it out of New York in time. sonofthedummy
- Sadly "Attack of the Killer Turnstiles" did not do well at all on YouTube. sonofthedummy
- The rat population in the subways was becoming problematic... sonofthedummy
- Rob demonstrates the new dance craze - The Cloverfield Handicam Shake! JohnFx
- "When you gotta go ....you gotta go!!" Chubracabra
- I guess it's true what they say about monsters with big feet svmayor
- These are the worst bathrrom stalls ever! svmayor
- Rob and Marlene anxiously await the rectal dwelling alien svmayor
- Tension grew as neither one wanted to admit who farted. HicksRollsInGrave
- Escapees from the cast party after Cloverfield premiere riot The Gentleman
- Cloverfield The Scarf
- Having Twinkies on you while near the Oprah Fan Club: Not a good idea. Evil Clown
- "Use the red light/green light game as your motivation....and action!" rainman76x
- How not to turn with style through a turnstile. Cannon_Fodder
- The feared mime-killer stalks the NY subway. Cannon_Fodder
- Violence to the hams. Cannon_Fodder
- "Charlie Card, Charlie Card, Charlie Card... shit, this is NY!" SenecaDoane
- The only 2 people who liked Cloverfield were too ashamed to be interviewed. MR_MUCUS
- Bystanders freeze with panic as Britney takes a wrong turn into the subway rainman76x
- Getting the extras from 'Rent' to leave New York was a pain in the ass. HicksRollsInGrave
- "Ok, now--let's wait here for the terribly slow monster to catch up to us" rainman76x
- "Oh, my God! That guy's trying to break a hundred dollar bill!" Otm_Shank
- "Oh, no! It's the plasticene porters with looking glass ties!" Otm_Shank
- Dick and Jane still had a lot to learn about spanking Turkish_Bread
- For kicks, Michael Vick's turned to crack head "dog" racing in the subway. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Junior had just enough time to call Dick Tracy on his two-way wrist radio. MR_MUCUS
- Can you tell me how to get... how to get to Sesame Street! www.piranhakeeper.com
- New York turned panic with realization that some Detroiters were in town www.piranhakeeper.com
- Death Wish VI: Pay the Fare or Die! Robot Monster
- It turned out Jared's methamphedimine use at the Subway was the true reason www.piranhakeeper.com
- It took a lot of guile and a little use of intimidation to get people to www.piranhakeeper.com
- This must be a fantasy film... look how clean the NY subway is! JPBuckner
- Got Tokens? rainman76x
- Spring (Street) Surprise KingRygel
- The invisible Catholic priests were running amok. savvos
- The one time bums aren't to blame for the urine smell at the subway station nickumoh
- They were almost blinded by the super-powerful chandelier in the subway. HicksRollsInGrave
- Wait! The monsters opened up a Cinnabon! HicksRollsInGrave
- As the monsters came closer, Ted and Jill wished they learned how to jump. HicksRollsInGrave
- Public restrooms of the future are very, very public. HicksRollsInGrave
- Johnny picked the wrong day to not charge his metrocard. nickumoh
- No fare, no fair. nickumoh
- Love Story : Starring Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell, Test Audience Hamartoma
- Audience reaction to the Romantic Comedy starring Michael Moore and Rosie O Hamartoma
- The midget behind the turnstile was furious his blow job was interrupted. Mr_Nonsense
- The Horror of a Rosie O'Donnell Eating Binge Hamartoma
- "They turned just in time to see the approach of the Mormons" HeresJohnny
- Grinding: illicitly pleasuring oneself on the smooth metal of a turnstile DisappointedAgain
- Airport strip searches seemed like a good idea until Oprah decided to fly ROTJob
- Since his death, Mr. Roger's neighborhood has taken a turn stationkj
- Yanni started playing subways and all hell broke loose stationkj
- "Just when they'd gotten used to the Chuds, something new comes along." Mr_Nonsense
- Oh God - here comes Paris Hilton... dlew919
- "The hooker can turn a trick but can't turn a turnstile?" Mr_Nonsense
- "No one could stomach the Spring St. mimes for more than a few seconds." Mr_Nonsense
- Excerpt from The Benny Hill Jr. Show Xur
- Liberals flee in horror as Huckabee makes a campaign stop in New York City Hamartoma
- We need a token minority in this scene, stat! JPBuckner
- Why the "Running of the Bulls" in urban America is a bad idea. die maus
- As heard later from the security cameras, their last words were, die maus
- Firsties! die maus
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