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College Road Trip Caption Contest
Winner: JPBuckner
"Alas, passengers 58 and 59 were of no help at all."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Captions NOT to include(in the future) if you want to win Hamartoma
- Favorites Xur
- College Road Trip Caption KScott378
- College Road Trip Caption Contest zillagod
- Racist MacGuyver makes a burning cross out of a vomit bag and some peanuts. HicksRollsInGrave
- (intercom) "I'm afraid we've run out of malt liquor on today's flight..." Scumby
- Hillary Clinton has won the 2008 Democratic Presidential Nomination! HicksRollsInGrave
- The pilot, a "Martin" fan, announces that 'Tha Bomb' is on the plane. HicksRollsInGrave
- "The Jigs Up!" MR_MUCUS
- Paynes on a Plane nickumoh
- With horror, they saw the sign at the back of the cabin, "Made in China" Yamato
- "We will be making a quick stop at the Chrysler Building enroute to Boston" Yamato
- Klan's on a plane Yamato
- Martin Hears a Who nickumoh
- Blackbirds singing in a delayed flight. HicksRollsInGrave
- Their A cappella version of the "Martin" theme failed to impress anyone. Huddleston
- Trains, Planes and Almost Actors! Chubracabra
- Is that Eliot Spitzer on the back of the bus?? Chubracabra
- Raven and Martin do the Buckwheat pose undoing Bill Cosby's intent in www.piranhakeeper.com
- Witnesses to another pool boy falling victim to Kathleen Turner Hamartoma
- Seat blacks in the upright and locked position. Scumby
- Spike Lee's latest joing, "Get Off the Plane," ended in tragedy. nickumoh
- "Maybe if things go well, I'll show her my O-face..O..O..O..." Hamartoma
- Flakes on a Plane nickumoh
- "THIS...IS...SPARTA!" nickumoh
- Bring your daughter to work day wasn't so cool when your dad is a fluffer Form-VII
- After following suite, Martin Lawrence discovers Dave Chapelle didn't ... www.piranhakeeper.com
- Spooks on a Plane www.piranhakeeper.com
- That's so Raven and Martin mugging for the camera rainman76x
- The cure for BCCFS (Bill Cosby Comical Face Syndrome)can't come soon enough rainman76x
- Martin Lawrence's career concluded with a mile-high bukkake scene. Scumby
- My least favorite Martin nickumoh
- Why you don't want to sit in the row in front of Paul Reubens. Scumby
- They were shocked to see Mexicans were now seated at the back of the plane. Scumby
- Eliminating barf bags from flights turned out to be a bad idea. Scumby
- "Kick my seat again, muthafucka, and I'll have Wesley Snipes do your taxes! Scumby
- Due to budget cuts, drinks on Delta flights will be served via Super Soaker nickumoh
- The standard reaction to the in-flight movie Birth of a Nation Form-VII
- James and Melanie didn't realize the novocaine wore off so slowly. Xur
- "Thankyou for flying 'Allah Air'" Yamato
- Rosa Parks: The modern day version Hamartoma
- "Let's roll...a joint." MR_MUCUS
- Oh my god! He's got TWEEZERS! Xur
- "..and our inflight movie will be: No Pressure: The Payne Stewart Story" DisappointedAgain
- "..as you can see, the pilot has turned on the 'We're All Gonna Die!' sign" DisappointedAgain
- "Hey! That guy got extra peanuts!" Otm_Shank
- "Why did they seat us in front of Larry Craig?" Otm_Shank
- Alas, passengers 58 and 59 were of no help at all JPBuckner
- A drunk Paris Hilton shows off her champagne bottle trick. Xur
- Yikes There be a sand Courtney Love!!! This could be 7-11 all over agains. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Someone just opened bottled water. aeroplanelite
- Captain announces Osama killed; passengers hear "Obama" killed. Pr0cession
- This just in: Dick Cheney to take over when GW's term is up. Pr0cession
- Passengers were not pleased with the substitution of Folger's for coffee. Pr0cession
- "What y'all mean it ain't BUTTUH?!?!?" Pr0cession
- The only thing bigger than that is Michael Moore's ego! Hamartoma
- Simultaneously, they both suffered blow jobbers cramp Hamartoma
- Martin Lawrence jealous as Will Smith 'gets jiggy wit it" Hamartoma
- "Ladies and Gentlemen, this just in..the Apollo theatre has closed" Hamartoma
- 12 hour non-stop flight, and Roseanne is sitting behind us? NOOOOOOOOOOOO! JPBuckner
- Booking sex dolls into coach can be tricky. michael3b
- When the captain turned on the fasten seatbelt light, they knew... michael3b
- Banned from Air Force One before takeoff. michael3b
- "The Great Penis commands: OPEN WIDE" cranked_up
- Paris Hilton inducts all of coach into the Mile High Club! DisappointedAgain
- Over-exaggerated Double Takes on a Plane nickumoh
- Dad & daughter simutaniously realize the irony of flying during a road trip nickumoh
- Day'um! Britney got no panties again! Nuke_Mecca
- Spades on a Plane Scumby
- FAAAARRRRAAAAKKKKHHHAAAAAAANNNNNN! nickumoh
- The pitfalls of not learning how to eavesdrop sublty. nickumoh
- Smirks on a Plane nickumoh
- "The latest craze, 'the Dying Trout'." Mr_Nonsense
- Sorry to interrupt but, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN 'LOST'? Nuke_Mecca
- Snakes on a Plane 2: Electric Boogaloo Pants01
- "I thought Courtney Love had been banned from United!" Otm_Shank
- College Level Bad Captions: Mr_Nonsense
- "Unfortunately no one else onboard spoke 'jive.'" Mr_Nonsense
- "Peter Graves better stop asking that boy questions!" Otm_Shank
- The Aristocrats rehearse on their way to some west coast gigs. DisappointedAgain
- Will Smith was contractually obligated to make BB3 after his operation. nickumoh
- The "Two Girls One Cup" crew blows off a little steam in coach. DisappointedAgain
- Mom was right, our faces DID freeze like that! JPBuckner
- That's so not Raven nickumoh
- The problem with Soviet Airways? Class rebellion in every flight. HicksRollsInGrave
- The kid screaming "AAAAALLLAAAAAH!" in coach got them every time. HicksRollsInGrave
- "Our in-flight movie today is 'Bad Boys II.'" sonofthedummy
- The burping contest between rows E and F just got real. HicksRollsInGrave
- Flying on White Supremacist Air was a bad idea. sonofthedummy
- Fear gripped them when they found they were surrounded by better comics. sonofthedummy
- The in-flight movie "White: The Master Race", was a bad choice that day. HicksRollsInGrave
- "'Let's roll' my ass!" Otm_Shank
- "Today's in-flight movie has been replaced by reruns of 'Martin'..." Otm_Shank
- Can't you tell we want ORAL? Hamartoma
- Rosie O'Donnell is caught attempting to join the 'mile high club' Hamartoma
- Dumb and Dumber : Puff Diddy cut... Hamartoma
- KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNN! Scumby
- Finger-pop Suprise Drnorris
- Caption of the week Drnorris
- Not only was the flight delayed, the movie was 'The Hottie and the Nottie' dlew919
- The Soul version of Bohemian Rhapsody didn't quite work... dlew919
- The turbulence ended over an hour ago, but the Martin's were still freaked. DisappointedAgain
- Who knew lockjaw was genetic? DisappointedAgain
- They really got into the in-fright entertainment. Cannon_Fodder
- They then realised why College 'Road' Trip was such an inaccurate title. Cannon_Fodder
- The 'look like a guppy' game is a great way to kill time on a long flight. Cannon_Fodder
- Body-Snatcher Air. Cannon_Fodder
- "Is there a dentist on the plane?" Cannon_Fodder
- They both had the fish for dinner. Cannon_Fodder
- Paris Hilton provides in-flight entertainment. TMundo
- "DAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!" TMundo
- "Martin Lawrence sets black actors back 80 years. Again." Dano
- Jackie needed instruction from the next row on proper oral technique. Scumby
- In-flight dentistry services were a big hit with passengers. Scumby
- The only white passengers on the Detroit flight drew a lot of attention. Scumby
- Sheeeiitt... hahahohiney
- "I thought you said this would be a ROAD trip, not LOAD trip!" Pr0cession
- Yeah, us too Martin. Us too. Huddleston
- The reaction to "Today's in flight film will be 'College Road Trip.'" Huddleston
- Never play cranium in coach. michael3b
- "Muthafukkah got Grey Poupon!" Nuke_Mecca
- "Holy Shit! And he white, Baby! Put that thing away, hunky." Nuke_Mecca
- "Will Smith a better actah? You trippin'!!" Nuke_Mecca
- "DAMN, GINA!!" MR_MUCUS
- Who farted? Nuke_Mecca
- "Michael Richards' Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" MR_MUCUS
- Coach marvels as he finishes the in-flight magazine Sudoku before takeoff. michael3b
- "The in-flight meal of fried chicken & watermelon has been canceled." MR_MUCUS
- Quit kickin' our seats muthafuc... Sam JACKSON?!?!? michael3b
- "A mix-up at Rainbow Airlines leaves Martin one unhappy customer." MR_MUCUS
- Coach reacts to Spiderman III being preempted by The Office. michael3b
- "Delta later decided that in-seat vibrators were a bad idea." MR_MUCUS
- "Bukkake...waiting was the hardest part." MR_MUCUS
- No matter how hard they blew, the plane would not go any faster. Yamato
- "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" MR_MUCUS
- "Oh shit, y'all, niggas in first class seats!" MR_MUCUS
- "C-um Catchers: The Movie" MR_MUCUS
- Fakes on a Plane michael3b
- They who smelt it, delt it. DisappointedAgain
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