05/08/03: My plan to stop this robber

Posted By: FBI_MAN_ (MR_MUCUS)


Here's my plan:

-infiltrate a surfer gang, which is gonna be tough to find around here.

-seduce a girl that looks like Lori Petty, or better yet, Lori herself. Make her recite lines from Tank Girl as foreplay.

-set up a sting on the wrong group of punks, who deserve to die anyway. If they happen to be an overrated band, all the better.

-Get aging Gary Busey-esque partner killed.

-Wait a few months, go to Australia and wait for Patrick Swayze-type or Vin Diesel-type gang leader to appear and commit suicide. Toss my badge in the ocean...walk away....


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