10/03/05: John Doe?

Posted by: Trashy_White_Whore


No, Tim Burton. He could get it, not John Doe....unless he paid me upfront and definitely wore a condom.

Ok, he could pay me afterwards but it's gotta be all dollar bills, no change!

Ok, ok, he can pay me in quarters but not dimes! I hate dimes!

Well, I suppose if he didn't have any quarters, the dimes would be fine and his condom didn't have any holes.

Because if the condoms had any holes, I would have to seriously think about giving him sex.

Maybe we could compromise and he would shove the dimes up my snatch with his bare fingers?

What were we talking about again? I'm sorry but whenever I negotiate a price I get sidetracked.

That also happens when my hershey highway is filled with monster Cockatude.

John Doe? No, Tim Burton!


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