That's right folks, I am NOT kidding you! Being a die hard fan of the first Crow, and nearly impaling myself on the picket fence after wasting the money to rent the second one, and grinding into my skull that there was actually a TV series for this, now Crow 4 <but i'll get into that momentarily, first let's hack this film into oblivion.> #1 Crow, great! #2 Crow, sucked ass! Lety's get Iggy Pop, and Iggy Pop as a bad guy, Iggy Pop would be obliterated by a brisk breeze, so who is he kidding. 2ndly, how is it Sarah has any mystical connection with someone she doesn't know? Has she become the oracle for Crow's everywhere? "I know what to do, let's paint your face." Is what she should have said to the drenching half dead dude stumbling through her front door, b/c that's the only purpose she served, Lee must be spinning in his grave! If these people live in cities that obviously never see the sun, and are rundown, why don't they move? Gluttons for punishment! OK, point being I hated this movie, IMHO, it's up there with the "worst movies I have ever seen" others including Battlefield Earth, and National Lampoon's Senior Trip, and Excess Baggage. Now, I read the rumor sheet on Crow 4, and not only is there "Crow 4 Lazarus" but the Crow is now a snuffed out RAP artist, who "was shot down in his prime." Pardon my saying so, but nowadays what rap artist isn't being snuffed out in their prime? DMX is figured to play the Crow, and everybody's favorite Eminem is also making an appearance, gee, I think i'll start camping out for my tickets now for this one! When this unbearable piece of fecal matter is released into theater's <if it isn't a straight release to video like "Crow 3" <yes there's a Crow 3 coming out on the 20th of this month.> Then I will avoid the very street the movie theater playing it is on.
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