03/10/98: ride the bernstein

Posted By: Imp Poster

Yes, new to Crankyland is a glorious new ride! THE BERNSTEIN!

It is a stunning downward spiral that will take your breath away as berstein uses up all of the air in the room with his long winded pompous posts!

Your heart will stop on the sharp hairpin turns as he goes back on his word! He's gone! He's back! He lectures others to ignore trolls! He responds to trolls all the time!

You will quake with terror at the height of smugness and arrogance the ride reaches, and scream in terror as it plunges into the depths of whining self pity and voluntary self-martyrdom!

You will lose track of time as bernstein repeats the same the same cliches and quotes over and over and over again!

You will fear for your life as he throws a tantrum!

Chant along with him the cries of the self-righteous!

Watch as he shares his pain with everyone and then bemoans his loss of privacy!

Please be aware as you enter the ride that the first, center and terminal seat must be left empty to enable Richard to be the first in everything, the center of attention, and to always get in the last word.

Responses to this message:

• Hey! ElKabong
  
• The lead post in this thread is the Best Post of the New Year..... FerretBoy
  
• Thanks, Imp! Chester Lester
  
• It would have been funnier.... YYY
  
• What I want to know is: Flashpoint
  
• Is there a height restriction? Pee Wee
  
• Oh sure Ferret Boy Castigating Cauliflower
  
• You helped run him out of town Seething Sauerkraut
  
• Don't worry guys... Primping Peach
  
• hey, yyy tim leary
  
• No, *I'm* the real RBB, and I *love* this thread. Richard B. "Amused" Bernstein
  
• Hey, vacuous vegatable.... or feeble fruit... FerretBoy
  
• Oh hell, I can't spell.... FerretBoy
  
• Alimentary Alliteration Laughing Lemon
  
• now that... tim leary
  
• yo, penis breath ferret boy tim leary
  
• leary, babe... YYY
  
• yyy, that wasn't me... that was an imposter tim leary
  
• Re: ride the bernstein bartholomew
  
• Bartholomew Richard B. "Bemused &c." Bernstein
  
• Let's see if Dick can stand not having the last word here? FerretBoy
  
• FerretBoy haiku Zen Master
  
• Master, I have a question student
  
• Zen, and the art of being a weenie... FerretBoy
  
• Once more, with better formatting... FerretBoy
  
• Ooooooohhhhh Booooooyyyyy!! student
  
• Zen Master, thy name is Bernstein Not Saying
  
• no.... Bernstein would know that Haiku is only 3 lines.... FerretBoy
  
• Zen Master is RBB Bartholomew
  
• Not to mention Not Saying
  
• Not Saying... jen
  
• With all due respect, dear... jen
  
• Not Saying, the institution student
  
• Student (and Not Saying) jen
  
• Trust Me, Jen... FerretBoy
  
• it IS RBB, I tell you student
  
• Ferret... jen
  
• "We had faces then" Philm Phan
  
• know no know no know hb
  
• Here are things I know. hb
  
• hb... jen
  
• proofreading's not one of them....ERRATUM hb
  
• HB, That was brilliant LunaMoth
  
• zing! hb
  
• and a random PS to HB LunaMoth
  
• hb, or should I say... Tick
  
• sea otters? hb
  
• zip! hb
  
• taxonomy LunaMoth
  
• Aha! Tick
  
• Say what? FerretBoy
  
• haldol again? hb
  
• LunaMoth Bartholomew
  
• Some lovely stuff, hb Philm Phan
  
• Oh Dear! LunaMoth
  
• PP, Lunabella hb
  
• hb re FerretPharm Shakesmear
  
• Shakesmear hb
  
• Re: ride the bernstein nbs
  
• Re: ride the bernstein nberser
  
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