Can the swirly bitch survive flying outside when it's raining and there's fucking LIGHTNING flashing every eight and half seconds? Wouldn't that just vaporize her as she's zoomin around trying to find some kid's dirty molar?
And what kind of monster is the tooth fairy anyway? They might as well make a sequel with an Easter Bunny who decapitates children who steal its eggs, or have a flick where if kids sneak an early peek at their Christmas presents, Santa comes and burns them to death.
But the one thing that pissed me off most about Darkness Falls were the cheap ass pop out scares that just made you jump for the sake of jumping. Like Kat popping at the window in the opening, or the fucking cat that just randomly jumps on Kat's car for no reason other than to pointlessly make the auidence jump.
I guess they had to rely on cheap ass scares, since Darkness Falls was on the whole about as scary as a trip to Dairy Queen. The Tooth Fairy can bite me!
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