05/25/06: The New Adventures of Old Cranky (chap. 1 -- CCCP)

Posted by: TMundo


Chapter 1 -- CCCP

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! !!!!!!!"

Yelled X-Man as he rode one of the fastest rollercosters in the midwest. Well, technically he wasn't riding it, more like being dragged by it. You see, a few of the Crankizens thought it would be a fun gag to tie X-Man to the back of the coaster by his feet. Well, it was funny and annoying at the same time.

"Shut up yah panzy!" yelled Coaster, "Sheesh, what a baby."

"Wahhhhhhhh! I wanna be the baby! Waaaaahhhhhh!" cried littlebigirl.

"Hey there buddy, get us outta here, it's just not fabulous! And besides, I have to get my hair done at 12:00!" Yelled X-Man's gay 3" penis.

"Shut up or I'll choke you!" Retorted X...


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