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The Da Vinci Code Caption Contest
Winner: MR_MUCUS
"As far as he was concerned, all the other Slim Shady's were just imitating."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Why are the winning captions always stupid? I_Hate_Movies
- Congrats, Mr. Mucus Hamartoma
- Wow, I really expected LBG to win. MR_MUCUS
- Nice cloak, Uncle Fester, now crack the safe. I_Hate_Movies
- Davinci decoded: When Jesus said body and blood he forgot about the bullets Goldfish In The Toilet
- Turn the page...I swear if Jesus dies in the next chapter you're next! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- FINISH HIM! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Have you ever seen my hair fall out on the ocean?" Mad-Ness_Monster
- 'Boyz in da' Hood' Catholic style. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Freeze, sister, or I'll bust a scapular in yo' ass! michael3b
- Queer Of The Gun <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Edgar Winter Strikes Back <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- MOOBY!!!!!!! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I said ten "Hail Mary's" and you only said nine! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Another happy connection via 'MySpace'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "The wrong way to open a jar of mayonnaise." Mr_Nonsense
- What happens in Waco stays in Waco. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I said...LEGGO MY EGGO!!! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Screw the ritual Father Karras!!! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Call me 'Rutger Hower' again man! I dare you!!! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Why overdue books at Catholic School libraries are no longer a problem.<NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I think the guy in the movie's name is Silas nickumoh
- Ironically, he got the idea to rob the library from Idiot's Guide to Crime. Mr_Nonsense
- "Some people just don't grow old gracefully." Mr_Nonsense
- "Six, seven: go to hell, go to heaven...or purgatory, who cares..." Tank Boy
- Because mom always liked you best, Powder. michael3b
- Just give me the damn sunscreen! SheriffJennie
- Top Coded Captions. MR_MUCUS
- GTA: Vatican City nickumoh
- What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? ben243243
- Johnny Winter. In the Library. With a gun gumby
- Guns don't kill people. Albino Monks kill people gumby
- And you thought "Soul Patrol" was just a figure of speech. Jung
- Taylor Hicks has words with Simon about his Idol potential. roostur
- Go ahead, make my day, mkay? Jung
- Jurors later agreed shooting Ron Howard was actually a mercy killing. MR_MUCUS
- Son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod before I puts a cap in that ass! Form-VII
- ..and from that day forward, Silas never played "Shoots and Ladders" again. nickumoh
- Unbeknownst to the congregation, Silas took karaoke night very seriously. nickumoh
- Quentin Tarantino remakes "The Boondock Saints" nickumoh
- "I'm a priest, not a Saint!" nickumoh
- When Holy Water is not enough... nickumoh
- Luke, get out of MY ewok! Jung
- The Vatican finally 'gets Biblical' with South Park. foxjedi
- I view them more as the Ten Suggestions. Jung
- Furious George gamerarocks
- .....and I'm all out of gum gamerarocks
- Monk-ey business gamerarocks
- Pope Fiction www.piranhakeeper.com
- Reservoir Dogma www.piranhakeeper.com
- LATIN! Motherfucker, do you speak it?!?!?!? www.piranhakeeper.com
- "It's called Steal This Book, bring me a copy of it, NOW!!" TMundo
- Now, give me some of that Canterbury tail! Jung
- I said say 5 Hail Mary's not 4!!! CNYSkinFan
- Where's Waldo?!?!?!?!?!? www.piranhakeeper.com
- This isn't a good place for a stick-up. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Get me a copy of "How to Win Friends and Influence People" NOW, BITCH! www.piranhakeeper.com
- No, I don't want to steal "Curious George and the Man with the Yellow Hat", www.piranhakeeper.com
- Library card? I don't need no stinkin' library card!!! www.piranhakeeper.com
- Alter boy Luke, I am your incestrous father! www.piranhakeeper.com
- What do you mean Star Wars book marathon is canceled?!?!?! www.piranhakeeper.com
- The result of too much violence portrayed in books. www.piranhakeeper.com
- As I told you, this library has a zero tolerance policy for overdue books! www.piranhakeeper.com
- Later on, Simon would regret telling Billy Idol that his singing sucked scarlet_ohara
- "I'm your worst #%*ing nightmare, a brother with a gun!" Cannon_Fodder
- "How catholic schools lose students." MR_MUCUS
- Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to have a German pope? MR_MUCUS
- "Without firing a shot, he stole $77 million from Americans film goers." MR_MUCUS
- "You're lucky I'm in a transitional period." Tank Boy
- Queer Eye makes over the wrong guy. Jung
- Vatican introduces new guidelines for getting Catholics to confessional. Junk_Yard_Dog
- caption quibix
- Dr. Nutter's castration methods brought censure from the medical board. Scumby
- One bullet was all it took to take down mrcranky.com. Scumby
- I'm not leaving until you fix whatever the fuck you did to my hair! gluonchild
- "I Wanna Cassock and Roll All Night: The Captain Lou Albino Story." Mr_Nonsense
- davinci code caption stimps
- "Han Solo became rather cranky in his old age" Elwood83
- Your Melanin or your life! roostur
- Billy Idol's cameo turns ugly. Scumby
- "8 Mile, meet 8MM!" Scumby
- ooops... correction Junk_Yard_Dog
- Malcolm McDowell stars as the predator in A v P 4: Battle for the Children Junk_Yard_Dog
- Hell Town: The Movie Junk_Yard_Dog
- Onward Christian Soldiers Junk_Yard_Dog
- The Catholic Church's latest attempts at conversion came off as desperate M_H
- Jeremy Irons had been far too long without sleep. Cannon_Fodder
- He may have been in the hood, but he didn't hold his gun gangsta' style. Cannon_Fodder
- Elric joins the 21st century. Cannon_Fodder
- "Time to die, Omega Man!" Cannon_Fodder
- This is what happens when Quentin Tarrantino remakes "The Princess Bride." foxjedi
- Brother Paul had some bad habits. Cannon_Fodder
- Death Wish XIX: Alter Boy Vengeance foxjedi
- We're using I Can't Believe It's Not Butter instead of wafers, problem? foxjedi
- I'm pigment imparied! You got a problem with that, tan-boy? foxjedi
- Bring out your dead? I'm bringing out YOU! foxjedi
- "Obi Wan takes care of Vader by dispensing with that light saber crap." Dano
- Due to a small miscommunication Al Pacino didn't end up with the role. Cannon_Fodder
- "For the last time, I'm not 'Dancing With Myself', alright!!" rainman76x
- Dan Brown deals with the next person to file suit against him personally. JPBuckner
- "Ron Howard spent most of the budget on bleach." Mr_Nonsense
- You'll never take me alive, copper. I'm not doing time for pedophilia. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Say three times fast: Never argue with a priest packing a pistol. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Malcolm McDowell goes postal after a bad acid trip on the set of... HomeSkillet
- "This is your last chance to give me the secret KFC recipe, Colonel." Scumby
- The librarian made no exceptions to the "Quiet Please!" rule. Scumby
- St. Augustine's elementary school was known for its strict discipline. Scumby
- Nobody ever again interrupted monsignor's homily. Scumby
- Father Igglsby had an unusual way of obtaining confessions. Scumby
- Islamic monk. Scumby
- And you will know my name is the Chad when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Jung
- I should blow you away for convincing me to star in this piece of garbage! whysoitenley
- "Thou shalt not steal my winnings from church bingo." The_Frog_King
- "Oh yes, we're going to watch 'Wimbledon' again." The_Frog_King
- "That was a nasty trick, putting peroxide in my shampoo, Father." The_Frog_King
- "Put the gay porn back on the shelf where you found it." The_Frog_King
- The reimagining of "The Name of the Rose" might've gone a bit too far... Drew_Atreides
- "If I catch you stealing from the donation box one more time..." The_Frog_King
- "Drop those pants now, altar boys!" The_Frog_King
- "Where's your God, now?" The_Frog_King
- "Quasi-Mo'Fo didn't take any shit from people of Paris." Mr_Nonsense
- "You're wrong... we ARE going to confession." The_Frog_King
- "In God's Name, where's the tanning booth?!" The_Frog_King
- "Church libraries have stiff penalties for overdue books." Mr_Nonsense
- "Two Bullets for Sister Sara" The_Frog_King
- Keep writing, Dan Brown, I need a crappy novel I can publish to get rich! The_Frog_King
- The DaVinci Code caption contest The_Frog_King
- Exhibit A for too much sex with Jennifer Connely will drive you insane. Parca_Mortem
- You still think I'm a figment of your imagination, bitch? Parca_Mortem
- And now, Richard Simmons, you will die! nickumoh
- The Arch-Bishop of Detroit tries out for his role in the Da Vinci Code. vectorzero
- "No I'm not that guy from Bladerunner!" frank28
- ANOTHER ROUND OF BAD CAPTIONS Mr_Nonsense
- "The church covers up another molesting." Mr_Nonsense
- "Sister Act 4: For a Few Nuns More." Mr_Nonsense
- "Few knew he had escaped Cold Mountain alive and joined the clergy." Mr_Nonsense
- Who's the Boss now, Mr. Danza! nickumoh
- Will someone hire a taller actor than Tom Cruise so I can aim higher? JPBuckner
- SAM seeks SAF, likes pina colatas, long walks at the beach, NRA meetings. JPBuckner
- The name is Bino. Al Bino. JPBuckner
- Glitches in 'The Da Vinci Codec' pushed MS Media Player users over the edge nickumoh
- He had Inch High Private Eye covered... for now. JPBuckner
- No, I will put the cat out..... jwilson07
- I'm sorry Mr. DeVito. Apperently, the name was misspelled on this hit list. nickumoh
- Are you talking to me? nickumoh
- I said: NO ANCHOVIES! bushsucks
- Father, you said it would wash out! Jung
- Catholic reform=you're doing a novena, your spiritual council is packing. grraphicsgrrl
- Rutger Hauer in <i>Bless me Father for I have MURDERED</i> grraphicsgrrl
- If you give me that "He say you braderunner" crap again, so help me God... grraphicsgrrl
- The hairpocalypse is nigh! Jung
- O Walsingham, I have a little present for you and your bitch Queen gamerarocks
- That's it! No more elbow sex dammit! gamerarocks
- Champollion I may not be, but I still win gamerarocks
- The Stairway to Heaven is mine now! gamerarocks
- "Hand over the sunless tanning creme and nobody gets hurt." LittleBigGirl
- DaVinci World goes berserk gamerarocks
- All in the name of god and love gamerarocks
- "You call these 'highlights'?" Flash M
- Go ahead and ask if carpet matches the drapes again! Jung
- "Rumor has it you've been skimming the offering basket." Flash M
- Reform School Alter Boys Flash M
- My name is not Doogie! Jung
- No one expects the Albino Inquisition! ben243243
- Now will you believe I returned The DaVinci Code audio book on time? ben243243
- "I'm pretty sure Jesus will shoot you when he sees you in a few seconds..." sonofthedummy
- "Don't you ever insult the Edgar Winter Group in front of me!!!!!!!!" sonofthedummy
- What would Jesus do? Jung
- Sting persuades the other band members to re-form 'The Police' Devo
- Friar Tuck gonna pop a cap in yo ass! Jung
- "Marvel Comics Presents: Gothman" TMundo
- "If you 'shhhh' me just one more time!!!" TMundo
- "Paul Bettany is a shoe-in for Best Eurotrash Villain of 2006." MR_MUCUS
- "The Jedi would later kick him out for using such an inelegant weapon." MR_MUCUS
- Taylor Hicks, now you die! Jung
- Being an Albino was fine, but also being left-handed would be what... smooticus
- "Repressed Psychotic Anger: The end result of a life of celibacy." MR_MUCUS
- As far as he was concerned, all the other Slim Shady's were just imitating. MR_MUCUS
- "Confess this!" MR_MUCUS
- "Hollywood political correctness goes too far as movie villains become..." MR_MUCUS
- Dammit Hadji! I new you were a terrorist all along! TMundo
- Mia Wallace hires one of her buddies to do an illegal. TMundo
- Come on now, dance! TMundo
- caption: Armed and light-sensitive. gumby
- Another boring, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," episode, meh. TMundo
- Caption: Guns don't kill people. Albinos kill people. gumby
- And the Catholic Church's Pro-Life stance becomes even more unclear... CNYSkinFan
- Detention at Opus Dei High Repo
- Bill Clinton had an intern fetish. George Bush, well.... ben243243
- The Bob Newhart Show takes a dramatic turn. Scumby
- Illiteracy is frustrating.... ben243243
- Billy Idol's new "Gun-Toting-Mad-Monk" look impressed no one. ben243243
- Tyrone would regret breaking into The Aryan Nation's library... ben243243
- Albinos have trouble with hand eye coordination. ben243243
- Roy Batty is still after Harrison Ford.... ben243243
- "Once eliminate Tom Hanks, I'll have the worst hair in the film, bwahaha!" rainman76x
- A nozh scrap anytime you say. Junkyard_Kid
- NRA gratuitous product placement strikes again. rainman76x
- (caption) rainman76x
- Just because your anus is bloody you're telling the authorities?! I_Hate_Movies
- "I wish you would say 'I'm not a natural blonde' again!" rainman76x
- "Dick Cheney, realized that it wasn't a quail that he shot...." Hamartoma
- Now, let's try again: "Your facial profile looks excellent" church
- Caption entry gracie43
- What did you say about my hair? church
- You know there is a severe penalty for your over due book Lounge-Lizzard
- Guns don't kill people. God kills people. noodles
- No, I'm not Race Bannon either ! So shut the fuck up! Rajah
- No, I'm not an albino! Stop saying that! Rajah
- No, I'm not Leslie Nelson! Stop saying that! Rajah
- "Yes, I'm banging Jennifer Connelly. You have a problem with that?" ModernRonin
- "Will anyone pay me NOT to shoot Dan Brown?" Throwing_Muses
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