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Dead Silence Caption Contest
Winner: BobLoblaw
"They're ready for you on the red carpet, Miss Rivers."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- I think I found Snap. Call in Crackle and Pop to identify the body... nickumoh
- Hey, are you the coat man? kevkong
- "The Wayans bros. venture into horror with 'The Little Wicker Man'." MR_MUCUS
- "Ah-haw! It was the Super-Cuts slasher!!" MR_MUCUS
- Hmmm, better skin than usual for an incarnation of absolute evil, but I'd s cazaril
- Donnie was there the day the last New Kids on the Block fan died... Drew_Atreides
- After 10 hour delays Jetblue passengers are found noticably worse for wear jen123
- Turns out that a flashlight under your chin does make your face look scarry SPARGS
- eeeeekharmony.com gumby
- Behind the Mask: The Rise of Michael Jackson stationkj
- While searching the grounds Little Richard's remains were found unharmed stationkj
- In it's 9th season-Dancing with the stars began to hit bottom!" Chubracabra
- " I gotta tell ya, the acid bath hasn't made you look that much better!" Chubracabra
- "You light up my life!" Chubracabra
- "If you're happy and you know it, poop your pants!" Chubracabra
- Did you think DISCOUNT Facial Laser treatment would really work? Chubracabra
- TOP TEN CAPTIONS Mr_Nonsense
- No matter how tough the questioing the ventriloquist's dummy wouldn't talk. Cannon_Fodder
- Interrogation for dummies. Cannon_Fodder
- "Hello, dolly!" Cannon_Fodder
- It's hard to decide who's the bigger dummy. Cannon_Fodder
- Deaf man communicating with dead man. The_Innocent_Bystander
- We ran away when John Waters proclaimed "he had a Woody" pissygoblin
- Se7en's sequel wasn't as good with the victims literally being puppets. Pants01
- Michael Jackson in hiding after surgery #23 MR_BIG
- Ironically, Red Foxx's estate was infested with "big dummies." nickumoh
- Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quicky (someone had to post it) pissygoblin
- Another child's found in Dakota Fanning's crawlspace drained of its essence nickumoh
- Todd McFarlane's Pinocchio reimaging may have gone a little too far stationkj
- Bathe her, and bring her to me stationkj
- You had me at wood. nickumoh
- His career on the skids, Ronald McDonald just missed the kids stationkj
- Aaaaaaand Theeeeen? stationkj
- www.insanedummy.com was not the best place to hook up after all dlew919
- "Bow tie? Bitch, you need botox!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quicky." Jeff_Probst
- David Caruso guest stars on Lost as the Dharma Initiative's puppetmaster. Huddleston
- These results caused Schick to recall the new Quinttro Power razor. Huddleston
- Time to get Anna Nicole in the ground. gumby
- Joan Rivers will clearly need a closed casket. gumby
- "I'm the Leprecan!" "No you're not!" "Umm, I'm uhh, Karl Rove!" "AHHH!!!" sonofthedummy
- Let's put a new face on it and appoint him as a U.S. Attorney. RidingFool
- Hiro was beginning to regret his search for his biological parents. timleary
- Oh my God he's wearing a Starfleet uniform! MuhammadAus
- "Can you say, 'Skin Graft' Boys and Girls?" roostur
- Seven minutes in heaven didn't go as well as he had hoped thevillagejoke
- "An usher discovers Cranky finally made good on his masochistic threats." Dano
- "The Senate delegation is here, Ms. Pelosi. Should I turn on the lights?" Dano
- Marlyn Manson's daughter's dollhouse was as real horror-show. ModernRonin
- yes, i do think Tyra banks is fat...AND crazy. michael3b
- Yep. I was afraid of that. You've got dummies. This'll cost ya. michael3b
- Caption Entry cazaril
- The standup comedian really slayed the audience that night. Scumby
- "Are you ready NOW to tell me the secret recipe, Colonel Sanders?" Scumby
- At last! The REAL Micheal Jackson revealed! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Dad?! bdude
- Flashlight tag at the home is kinky. gumby
- Joan Rivers will perform under any spotlight. gumby
- Donnie Wahlberg's mom looks better in the light. gumby
- We replaced Skilly with Slothrop's own dead grandmother. fellow_consumer
- Woah! Looks like Avon didn't call. foxjedi
- No worries. A little I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spackle will cover... foxjedi
- This McFarlane Phillis Diller figure is so lifelike but who would actually www.piranhakeeper.com
- "For dry, red eyes, Clear Eyesİ is awesome." MR_MUCUS
- "Miss Lohan, maybe it's time to admit you have a cocaine problem" fellow_consumer
- "Senator Kerry, any plans for '08?" fellow_consumer
- "Ma'am, it's never too late for dog school" fellow_consumer
- ". . . still think I'm a lousy kisser?" fellow_consumer
- When the nympho and the blues man met, Hollywood history was made. Scumby
- Jeff Probst didn't realize beer wore off so quicky. fellow_consumer
- "People are STILL going down on Courtney Love??!!" fellow_consumer
- The Grateful Dead Silence rainman76x
- "This Ann Coulter doll looks terrible--the hair is all wrong!" rainman76x
- "I knew it! Dr. Laura does have a face made for radio" rainman76x
- An unsuspecting fan finds Barbara Walters before her 6 hour makeup job rainman76x
- Donny proved that he too could work with The Departed! RogueDragon
- Finding the new "gimic" boyband was getting ridiculous RogueDragon
- Even dead, his deer in headlights look was better RogueDragon
- "Pardon me, ma'am, but do you think Tyra Banks is fat?" MR_MUCUS
- "'Eh, I've done worse', he thought." MR_MUCUS
- "Seeing Barbara Walters degauzed meant certain death!" MR_MUCUS
- "Shirley McClain guest stars on the next 'Ghost Hunters'." MR_MUCUS
- "If you gotta go, go with a smile!" MR_MUCUS
- Donnie Wahlberg read "Type-Casting for Dummies." MR_MUCUS
- By the time the courts allowed Anna Nicole to be buried, it was too late JPBuckner
- Audiences debated on who's performance was more wooden JPBuckner
- Searching the MSNBC vault, Wahlberg discovered a sleeping Tucker Carlson. tanner88
- Improper storage of an N'Sync doll led to tragedy. tanner88
- We switched batteries with his flashlight & my girl's vibrator. Lets watch. nickumoh
- No, I don't know any scary stories. Why do you ask? ben243243
- The drawback to marrying into Rob Zombie's family was christmas dinner stationkj
- Ed Gein's Playhouse, this seasons hot new kids show! stationkj
- Thats where I put Billy Crystal! stationkj
- OH NO! The Vice President has done it again! Yamato
- The return of Conkey! Yamato
- Is that really you? You were awesome in Ally Mcbeal! That was a great show! Yamato
- The Picture of Dorian Gray III: in 3-D. michael3b
- Does this suit make me look fat? michael3b
- All clear. No boogers... michael3b
- Man, Cameron Diaz looks like shit up close! michael3b
- The new halogen flashlight had its drawbacks... michael3b
- Too late he realized he'd exceeded the recommended lightbulb wattage. michael3b
- Another victim of the "Woodiac" is found... sonofthedummy
- For Maple Leafs fans, it's been far too long since their last Championship. sonofthedummy
- "Danny Devito after one too many Lemoncellos." sonofthedummy
- "I wish this dummy would stop staring at my cock." tanner88
- "The kid had no chance against 5 DVDs for 49 Cent Each, FREE SHIPPING!" tanner88
- "Pee Wee Herman's Playhouse...of the Dead!" Mr_Nonsense
- Stick out your tongue and say ahhhhhhhh... MsRobotto
- In the CSI: Miami series finale, Caruso gets some well deserved comeuppance nickumoh
- "Nancy Reagan, is that you?" Mr_Nonsense
- "Jim Henson's original Miss Piggy was deemed too gruesome." Mr_Nonsense
- "I like my women a bit less stringy." Mr_Nonsense
- You look like a meatloaf Jack. pissygoblin
- "Looks like I'll need a copy of dummy repair for dummies." Cannon_Fodder
- Why you should be careful who's hand goes up your arse. Cannon_Fodder
- Ah, good evening Ms. Midler! Nathan_Jr
- The face had already been torched. Cannon_Fodder
- The Dumminator. Cannon_Fodder
- "Someone really hated my ventriloquist act.' Cannon_Fodder
- Why not to have make-out sessions in dark cellars. Cannon_Fodder
- Years later they found little Danny Radcliffe in the prop closet. ben243243
- They're ready for you on the red carpet, Miss Rivers... BobLoblaw
- Tim Burton's Guys and Dolls Cannon_Fodder
- "The first man to see Michael Jackson's new look." Mr_Nonsense
- After a crushing loss, Chucky gets thrashed at the Oscar after-party. ben243243
- Look what Global Warming did to my face!!! die maus
- Micheal Jackson had finally accomplished his dream. ben243243
- The Field Sobriety Test For Dummies. ben243243
- Eli Roth's Pinocchio. ben243243
- At the Museum of Former Child Actors, Jonathan Lipnicki is king. ben243243
- Bad Captions: Mr_Nonsense
- "Ellen Degeneres, you go on stage in five mintues!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Carrot Top's fate, he became a prop for comedy." Mr_Nonsense
- "John Waters discovers the ugly truth about Hillary Clinton." Mr_Nonsense
- Anna Nicole Smith continues to lose weight with TrimSpa!! DisappointedAgain
- By the time he realized that the real David Spade died 10 years ago... nickumoh
- "Sorry to scare you, but do you happen to have some Clear Eyes?" die maus
- And then he realized that you can't blind something that has no eyes. die maus
- Rob Zombie's "Phantom of the Opera" die maus
- David Fincher's Maglite commercial was fucked up. tanner88
- There were no surprises in the "They Live" remake. tanner88
- As the doll deteriorates, Reese Witherspoon gets prettier. tanner88
- Teddy Ruxpin creator's remains is prepped for animatronic valmorphication. nickumoh
- Wahlberg discovers that he is the last New Kid on the Block Alive. tanner88
- Conan O'Brien checks on the remains of Jonny Carson in his cellar nickumoh
- FIRSTIES MUTHAPHUCKA!!! nickumoh
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