This is hilariously cheesy:
RHONDA: Smoking should be banned because it causes cancer.
RANDALL: So it causes cancer. What's so bad about that?
RHONDA: Don't be perverse, Randy. Cancer causes suffering and death.
RANDALL: Rhonda, my dear girl, don't be a twinkie. Suffering and death are just part of the human condition.
RHONDA: But that doesn't make them desirable, especially when they can be avoided.
RANDALL: Perhaps in particular cases they're avoidable for a while, but in the long run, we all suffer and we all die, so who cares if smoking causes what's inevitable anyway?
And the argument rages in futility.
(Shut the fuck up, Eamon.)
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