06/05/98: I just rented this, and I'm PISSED!

Posted By: SissyHankshaw


Well, I remember the good ol' days--when I used to actually LIKE, yea, even LOVE Woody Allen movies. But, jesus h. christ, enough is enough. Sexual and existential angst from a geezer in his golden years makes me want to blow chow. And, KIRSTIE ALLEY!?? What made him think THAT was a good idea?? Hey, it's a good thing she was playing some Orthodox Jewish woman, because she needs those long coatdresses to cover up that porky bod. Memo to Kirstie: "Use some of your big bucks to hire a personal trainer and diet chef!" And Woody, yeah, thanks for portraying all the women as shrieking nuts and dreamy bimbos. Ok, there were a few funny moments, but overall the whole damn thing made me wince, and then get pissed off at the waste of 2 hours. Woody: Start using other (younger) actors to portray your alter-egos. Like "Bullets over Broadway"....the last good movie you did!


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