06/02/98: Top Ten Reasons Why This Movie Sucked

Posted By: Bobby_B


10. Carey Weaver from ER and that guy from The Single Guy.

9. The Russian "weapons expert" has a Cyrillic keyboard on The Messiah, so if he were the one blinded or shot into low asteroid orbit, the rest of the crew would be up shit creek.

8. At the beginning, the kid astronomer and his girlfriend lived in Richmond, but near the end we see them sitting on a road with a sign saying "Virginia Beaches 6 Miles." What did they do, drive to the beach to join the traffic jam?

7. How the hell did Tea Leoni manage to get from Manhattan out to the Hamptons before the wave hit, when the helicopter was supposed to be leaving at the very last minute.

6. A remote control drill bit? Drilling a hole wide enough for a man in a space suit?

5. "I need the launch codes for the last 4 nukes," "Why the hell do you need those?" And those were two of the better lines.

4. How are they going to find someone who walked on the moon and doesn't currently wear Depends?

3. As an actor, Tea Leoni makes Keanu Reeves look like Laurence Olivier.

2. No nudity.

1. A black president? Come on, let's be realistic.


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