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Deja Vu Caption Contest
Winner: IMUSTBECRAZY

"The line for the PS4 begins."
Get credit for the funniest caption! New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- 1 in 5 Hollywood actors live in fear because of Adult Illiteracy nickumoh
- Dear God, please don't let that crazy hairdresser find me here! Lisa Bongi
- "Fifty years ago she'd be hanging upside down with a hand rail up her ass." Mr_Nonsense
- Unfortunately Jacko was too short for the "Honey I Shrank Captain EO" ride. Scumby
- The pole dancing routine on the "Hand Rail" didn't make the final cut. nickumoh
- Thank goodness it didn't say Caution Wet Paint RogueDragon
- "Luke! Use the Hand Rail!" nickumoh
- The lengths some people will go through for a klondike bar. foxjedi
- With her secret revealed, Halle avoids the I Can't Believe It's Not... foxjedi
- camera pans out to reveal Wee Man ready to wail on her knees w/a hand rail. nickumoh
- After running with sissors, cutting the labels off the matresses, ... Lounge-Lizzard
- Crazy Glue: $2.95. . .Sticking Folks To The Side Of A Ship: Priceless! Robot Monster
- That's the LAST time I ride the Spinning Teacups with Johnny Knoxville! Robot Monster
- Maybe if I stand here, no one will think I am in this movie. EAshley
- Too prissy for Soul Train, Michael gets his own 'Soul Ferry' tv show. fellow_consumer
- It's "safety first!" at 21 Jump Street! michael3b
- Another shameless product placement by the National Council of Hand Rails. nickumoh
- But why the need for caution about 1 verb and 2 nouns? Or was that 2 verbs? Nathan_Jr
- From what she'd seen she was sure that counted as abusing the handrail Nathan_Jr
- "Too bad she didn't see the 'wet paint' sign." Mr_Nonsense
- "Little did she realize the pipe killer was right above her." Mr_Nonsense
- "In Soviet Russia, hand rail uses you!" Mr_Nonsense
- "My name is Raelene, not rail lean." Cannon_Fodder
- To avoid aggro, always hide behind something while your pets are killing Lounge-Lizzard
- Germophobic Jacko forgets he's Invincible after forgetting his glove. fellow_consumer
- After the usual botched make-up job on set of a Bruckheimer movie, Denzel Huddleston
- With the kids coming over, Jacko searches for his belt-sign. michael3b
- Jacko usually puts that sign around his belt when the kids are over. michael3b
- People only needed to be pounced on once to learn the rule. Cannon_Fodder
- "All I need is glove!" fellow_consumer
- K-Y Jelly now sanitizes, too. Because a real woman needs a ferry engine. fellow_consumer
- Janet Jackson wig: $800.00. Janet Jackson clothes: $1200.00. Being mistaken dlew919
- Rare paparazzi shot of Halle Berry fleeing the premier of "Catwoman" Robot Monster
- Contrary to popular belief, Michael Jackson lives his life On The Wall rainman76x
- Unused and furious, the handrail coils behind, ready to strike gamerarocks
- Rae Dawn Chung trying to avoid 'City Limits 2' gamerarocks
- Venus de Milo, moments before plummeting to her death. gumby
- Act III of HM film 'How not to be seen' gamerarocks
- Passengers react when it's discovered Michael Richards will be headlining. vidboyx
- Tired of people flouting the sign, the captain hired hand rail snipers... vidboyx
- "Who's bad?!!!!" TMundo
- Dear God, show me a sign! michael3b
- The sign held it's breath...hoping she'd leave. michael3b
- Jerry Bruckheimer's The Wiz. michael3b
- Caution wished her mother wouldn't leave notes all over the house. Nathan_Jr
- Glued to the wall, all she could do was hum showtunes and wait for help Nathan_Jr
- "No use of hand rail can save you now!" sonofthedummy
- "The real Michael Jackson hides from his pale alien imposter..." sonofthedummy
- Michael Jackson wonders how, exactly, he should use the handrail.... jrlewis79
- The line for the PS4 begins. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Hey Kid. Wanna Get Touched By A Bad Criminal? MAYORBOB
- The moviemakers graciously give instructions for walking out of their movie rainman76x
- Apparently someone missed the "Caution: Jheri Curls Are Out Of Style" sign rainman76x
- Her phobia of warning signs would prove to be her undoing rainman76x
- Danitia suddenly realizing that her blind date is X-Man Duffy
- Come Here Little Boy And Touch Jacko's Hand Rail. MAYORBOB
- "It was Latoya with the lead pipe on the poop deck!" MR_MUCUS
- "Morphing into a black panter wouldn't help him this time." MR_MUCUS
- "Janet Jackson ditches the velvet rope for a metal hand rail." MR_MUCUS
- Suddenly she remembered she left the stove on. die maus
- She caught up with the killer but she just couldn't get past her fear of ha Pants01
- In Metal Gear Solid 10, it is finally revealed that Raiden is really die maus
- The lead singer for Ace of Base "sees the sign". die maus
- "Some people don't handle the stresses of 'black friday' well." MR_MUCUS
- She was being stalked by killer stairs, but couldn't read the sign. Scumby
- "Proceed with caution: Mel Gibson and Michael Richards ahead." sonofthedummy
- "Caution:, Barf bags are available in the seat pocket in front of you." sonofthedummy
- "She braces for what will sure be yet another low point in her career." sonofthedummy
- Jacko+Cher+AC/DC: "If I could turn back time, I'd be back in black" fellow_consumer
- Captain EO commandeers a Greek ferry boat in Victor Salva's 'Cabin Boy II' fellow_consumer
- Somewhere on 'Boat of the Creepy Michaels', Richards waited with his fork. fellow_consumer
- On 'Michael Jackson's Love Boat', unaccompanied minors always ride for free fellow_consumer
- At least one person got in line real early to see 'Little Children' fellow_consumer
- Michael Jackson's 80's Film Debut - The Hand Rail Killer! Nathan_Jr
- She really knows how to "use the hand rail", if you know what I mean... M_H
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