You have finally given me a real reason for liking Denver (other the Dikembe "Can't Hit a Free Throw" Mutombo leaving the No-guts). You've found the city that is so uninteresting that it repels the flamers that have infected most of the other beloved Mr. Cranky discussion groups!
Lets round up all the flamers and use them as moguls in Vail! Or how about sell their body parts to help pay for DIA? Better yet, put em all in a room with Pat Bowlen until he agrees to build a new football stadium with his own damn money (I'd give him 3 minutes). No, wait, let's us them as poster children to convince Congress to forcibly secede Hollywood from the rest of America so the rest of us won't have the guilt of association with such classic films as The Brady Bunch, Shazaam, anything with Kevin Costner, and Things to Do in...no wait, haven't seen that one yet. Ok, I'll shutup now.
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