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The Departed Caption Contest
Winner: Scumby
"The Pourne Conspiracy"
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- The man made a deadly mistake - he logged on to www.hypnotiseme.com. bdude
- Hmmm...Mr. Cranky's forums... what does "cock sucking Courtney Love Melanie Griffith" mean? Mr_Nonsense
- "...and that breakdancer--Ben Affleck. Now you know the rest of the story" rainman76x
- Good Will Gaping. Cannon_Fodder
- My God.... SethWestmore
- Matt has a staring contest with his webcam audience, for 16 hours. sonofthedummy
- "Matt checks Bush's speech to make sure he actually said "nuc-aler-atized". sonofthedummy
- "Matt can't believe Cranky finally whipped out the nuke for "Zoom". sonofthedummy
- caption ELOrocks17
- badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM BobDobbs
- Damon finally masters the emotion: Dull Surprise! foxjedi
- Where will you be when illiteracy strikes? foxjedi
- "Thanks to the internet, Damon finally understands the plot to 'Syriana'." MR_MUCUS
- Damon's secret handle X-Man posts another storm of spam. Scumby
- What do you mean only one bomb? TMundo_in_Brazil
- It was at that moment that he realized he had won... TMundo_in_Brazil
- The Pantless Mr. Ripley Scumby
- Matt gets sniped on eBay by Keanu on a can of acting talent. Scumby
- "Soylent Green is made of people? It's PEOPLE?! Noooooo!..." Pr0cession
- Leo gets a IM on his first day as a Congressional page Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Why are these damn keys so sticky after Affleck uses my computer? www.piranhakeeper.com
- Sweet, Steve Irwin death puts me 2nd in the internet death pool! www.piranhakeeper.com
- "You've got young male!" www.piranhakeeper.com
- He'd regret leaving the blinds open on "bring your daughter to work day" michael3b
- I know this! It's a UNIX system! Xur
- Scene from the poorly reviewed "The Bourne Masturbation" CrazyEddy
- The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name: Matt Damon and Rep. Mark Foley CrazyEddy
- Let see... Film movie then write story!?!? IMUSTBECRAZY
- After dying 58 times in Warcraft, Matt discovers the perfect analogy... Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Scorsese hated filming this scene as Damon would always go pantless." Mr_Nonsense
- "The Tantless Mr. Ripley never could even master Tetris." Mr_Nonsense
- "Matt falls hook, line and bank account number for a Nigerian email scam." Mr_Nonsense
- Matt could watch the 3D pipes screensaver for hours on end. Cannon_Fodder
- Fortunately for Matt, webcams were optional for online poker rainman76x
- " h0w du U lik3 TH3M 499L35 ?! " SenecaDoane
- I found Rappaport. Junk_Yard_Dog
- The meaning of life! You can find anything on the internet. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Crankyland snares another addict. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Wow--the flying toasters just keep coming and coming...." rainman76x
- Unfortunately, visiting Paris' website caused Norton Antivirus to crash rainman76x
- Hell yes, I wan't a free laptop!" michael3b
- I'm not gonna leave until I see this sailboat everyone keeps talking about. smeans
- MySpace.com "It's That Easy!" Blunt
- Caption Han6001
- No matter what Matt Damon does the image of the naked Fat Chick he got in h EldarKinSlayer
- The Departed Caption Contest EldarKinSlayer
- Facinated by the Amway opportunity, Matt considers a career change. yvr73
- not now, my knight elf is mining and increasing his experiance longlivekevinsmith
- hundreds of dollars off my car insurance? no f@$%in' way! longlivekevinsmith
- "...little girl, little girl, little girl, ...little boy!--finally!" Scumby
- Dammit! I only have 8 addresses in my account... Shamejedi
- Damon looked on in shock. Cranky didn't spoof Employee of the Month? foxjedi
- The Porn Identity. yvr73
- Matt stayed up all might trying to think of a winning caption. Cannon_Fodder
- Matt Damon in the 'Broadband Identity.' Cannon_Fodder
- The first step in treating Minesweeper addiction is admitting your problem rainman76x
- Good Will Surfing rainman76x
- I have 8,345,276 "friends" on myspace? They like me, they really like me! rainman76x
- "Matt is horrified to discover who Mr. Cranky really is..." (Barbera Bush) sonofthedummy
- "Matt Damon just can't believe that it's really not butter." sonofthedummy
- "5 years of LCD monitor use will do this to your face." sonofthedummy
- "Matt Damon is horrified by the gay porn Ben Affack keeps sending him." sonofthedummy
- Butthole Internet Surfer www.piranhakeeper.com
- A kid's most powerful visual deterrent for protection from online predators nickumoh
- CGI spent 10K a frame to make Matt look like he knew how to work the thing nickumoh
- "So this is that internet everyone's been talking about." nickumoh
- "Matt has a dozen handles he uses to up-vote his movies on IMDB." MR_MUCUS
- Matt has to alter his wikipedia article daily to remove "he's gay" lines. MR_MUCUS
- X-Man trolls the internet. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Why is DiCaprio's site getting so many more hits then mine?" M_H
- "That R. Kelly, always peeing on people." bigtimslade
- All of the Photo-shop work in the world, couldn't make Matt a good actor. JPBuckner
- Matt has trouble counting all of X-Man's aliases. JPBuckner
- Shoot the duck and win a PSP? Cool! JPBuckner
- Point Break 2: Investigating Cyber-surfing thieves JPBuckner
- I Google Matt Damon sucks, and look at all of the pages! JPBuckner
- "What do you know, it does look like a Mexican guy's mustache!" bigtimslade
- "Ehhhh...Matt Damon." bigtimslade
- "These genious captions - deja vu all over again!" pondered the purple one. fellow_consumer
- The Pourne Conspiracy Scumby
- An accidental searc for Melanie Griffith instead of F.A.G, and learns a terrible truth. foxjedi
- It was then that he learned of his mother's extensive career mcwebe0
- Moments before Colin Sullivan learned that his choice of computer was less mcwebe0
- Dude, I can't believe Affleck has that many more google hits than me! Krakes
- Another Crankyite using company time to post captions nickumoh
- "Wow, gay porn is great! I guess what they say about me is true!" footballinthegroin
- For a moment, Matt thought he was really in outer space. ben243243
- This series of tubes is fascinating! ben243243
- Matt was determined to find instructions to build a career time machine Form-VII
- While the room set up was indeed Feng Shui it wasn't ideal for surfing porn Form-VII
- Its so easy to use Geico.com, a caveman can do it. nickumoh
- I may be a republican but tonight I'm all about "big" government Form-VII
- I'm gay for Ben? Time to get all Uwe Boll on these internet critics asses! Nathan_Jr
- "Shall we play a game of Global Thermonuclear War?" - Hey, why not? Nathan_Jr
- "A seemingly innocent link leads him to TUB GIRL." Mr_Nonsense
- "Rounder 2: Online Poker." Mr_Nonsense
- Matt wished Ben would stop sending pictures of the birth quipster
- Matt Damon's staring contest with his screen saver did not end well. CNYSkinFan
- BOOM! HEADSHOT! Scumby
- 100 things to do at Walmart? That's classic, gotta forward it to Affleck Nathan_Jr
- So to transfer the funds from Nigeria they need my help? Sounds legit to me Nathan_Jr
- Damn you Affleck, those photos were private expressions of our love. Nathan_Jr
- Who the hell is Neo? ben243243
- The files are INSIDE the computer? ben243243
- Matt Damon creates an infinite loop by watching himself read the screen. ben243243
- She married him? Oh no! ben243243
- Bad Captions Departing... Mr_Nonsense
- "He quickly regretted adding Mark Foley to..." Mr_Nonsense
- Jason Bourne discovers internet porn. Mr_Nonsense
- Matt found the Dustin Diamond sex tape strangely compelling. Mr_Nonsense
- Grab my dick and double click? Too easy. foxjedi
- Kathy Bates sex tape deemed psychologically damaging - millions sue YouTube jen123
- Matt Damon is slowly losing his life to World of Warcraft. The_Innocent_Bystander
- To: MFoley@senate.com Subject: "Re: 'Special' movie offer" www.piranhakeeper.com
- Mr. Cranky didn't give any of my movies good reviews. I'm shocked. www.piranhakeeper.com
- I can't wait to show my gay lover Affleck how got firsties on Mr. Cranky www.piranhakeeper.com
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