08/16/06: Re: what is cranky talking about?

Give Cranky a break! All blondes look the same soaked in blood. I chose this movie when I was travelling in Texas without knowing anything about it but seeing the potential (decent into madness, underworld, pools of blood...) I was thinking that the director was going with the whole "The main character actually dies in the car accident and Juno and her friends are leading her to the underworld". Why else would they have a character named Juno and little demons along the way to send her friends back to the other world. I even thought that when the main blood soaked blonde axes Juno and heads towards the light that it was going to be a happy ending, heaven, reunited with her cheating husband and annoying kid. Then it turns into a cheap teenage horror movie where an extreme blood soaked asian chick can take a pickaxe in the leg, beat off 20 gollums, and run two miles to catch up with a speeding SUV, sneak in the door to end the movie. It sucked eggs!!!! We don't even get to see the chick fight at the end, or sex scene if they make up. Is there a directors cut where it's more Jacop ladderish? Did they kill off the director and hire some pimp to edit it? I want my time spent in that theatre back!! I could have been getting more speeding tickets in Texas instead of watching this tripe!

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