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Because the Jedi's are a bunch of arrogant fucks with no connection to the force. They're so busy eating olives and fucking harem girls that they've lost their connection to the ways of the force. Hell, it's obvious they lost their way because they were so filled with anger throughout the Anakin interviews. Hell, the kid is 9 and has just been taken from his mother and Yoda is telling him he's too afraid. What a load. Yoda needs to lay off the pussy and do some Jedi push ups.
And it is stupid to elect a Queen. Or a 14 year old. Hell, she got Palpatine elected Emperor, so clearly she doesn't know shit about politics.
And what was with the servant act she did on Tattooine? How come Sum Jung Gui didn't recognize her? Where was his force then? Oh, sure, he can use it to win dice games and shit, but he can't tell he's talking to the Queen if she doesn't have on her make up...
And the actually mention the Emperor in the A New Pope. Tarkin says something like "The Imperial Senate will no longer hassle us. The Emperor has dissolved it. Blah blah blah. Fear of this battlestation etc."
Virgin birth? What could be more immaculate than that? Besides, I hear Anakin was born without original sin, so that his son Luke could be the savior... Maybe Lucas knew what he was doing after all...
And Jar Jar Binks sucks.
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