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DOA: Dead or Alive Caption Contest
Winner: Yamato
"And with one final injection, Micheal Jackson's transformation is complete."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Thankyou Mr.Cranky Yamato
- "Don't worry, it'll soon be over, not the injection, your acting career" JELLYFISH
- "Mickey Mouse celebrated the purchase of his new Fem-bot......" andyman
- If I do this, I'm a shoo-in for the homerun record, right? umft7d
- Sadly, this time the injection only made Charly blond... quipster
- I'm ready for my close-up now, Mr. DeMille. MuhammadAus
- The New Ronco Insulin Injector/Cheese Grater Scumby
- Before living with the Adams, Thing was a plastic surgeon in Hollywood Yamato
- This is not what I had in mind when you said "party drug"... MuhammadAus
- Francis Bean receives Courtney's ultimatum: "Either shoot up or ship out" fellow_consumer
- Okay, who kidnapped Mr. Cranky again! nickumoh
- Dr Moreau finally gets one right Lord_Tarmac
- Botox: "If a sissy like John Kerry got through it, so can you" scarlet_ohara
- How Mr Cranky meet Mrs Cranky nickumoh
- Finding Nemo by any and all means stationkj
- OOnly in bangkok could Mr Cranky become Ms Cranky Lord_Tarmac
- Baghdad Ink michael3b
- NASCAR begins recruiting female fans, a much tougher demographic stationkj
- Damn You really are a needle dick !!! clynnharry
- DOA: Dead or Alive Caption Contest clynnharry
- Barbie's last dream house on the left stationkj
- "Finish Her!" Pants01
- "Anna" sthesia nickumoh
- Of all her time on Earth, Jamie had never seen such a tiny prick! Poplok
- "Candy is dandy, but inject is best." Mr_Nonsense
- A good caption Poplok
- Say hello to my "little friend"! MuhammadAus
- Hey Dr Zhivago, I don’t date guys that need a Viagra booster 55Chevy
- Pavlov had a much better drool response using supermodels. fellow_consumer
- You'll now feel a tiny prick... MuhammadAus
- Blondes Prefer Vicodin Scumby
- At that moment, Anna Nicole Smith knew she had found her one true love. Scumby
- You will now go by the codename: Agent HOrange ilbrutto
- (sound of ass cheeks clenching) michael3b
- Sandy finds out why Frenchie dropped outta beauty school. michael3b
- Nie, Hef. Real nice. Way to make a girl feel pretty. michael3b
- Next: on E! michael3b
- Happy 21st birthday Mary-Kate and Asley Olsen! stationkj
- "Earl, tell Randy this ain't no roach clip." Huddleston
- Suddenly the suppository didn't seem so bad. Cannon_Fodder
- What happens to people who steal captions. Cannon_Fodder
- Breakfast with Courtney Love TooCool13
- Don't worry, we'll make them a double-D size in no time! DeepPurple
- Sorry we're going to have to use a needle this time, we fresh run out of le DeepPurple
- Botox now comes in yummy peppermint flavor! DeepPurple
- Stupid Micheal Moore and his damn socialized medicine Dan_Steely
- The weekly injections of Acting Serum were a painful but necessary evil rainman76x
- A 2-tier health system offers choice: pay money or pay with something else MuhammadAus
- By the time she reailized Michael J. Fox wasn't a doctor, it was too late. nickumoh
- "Damn!" she thought, "That's a pretty cool looking needle!" Screwed_the_Pooch
- She felt the movie wasn't worth 4 bombs, Mr. Cranky asked her... Screwed_the_Pooch
- Why Botox sucks. Screwed_the_Pooch
- Dr. Quack's serum would erase all reminents of the bad film from her memory Screwed_the_Pooch
- At this point they had Courtney Love's heroin fix down to a science. Screwed_the_Pooch
- Total Recall 2: He Chose Blonde This Time Screwed_the_Pooch
- Horse tranquilizer was the new club drug that was sweeping the nation. Screwed_the_Pooch
- While she was nervous retinal tattooing was all the rage. Lord_Tarmac
- The real reason that Earl's baby is black Lord_Tarmac
- "Opps, wrong needle. Didn't mean to scare you. Now where's the big one?" nickumoh
- Vaccination was the only protection against J.F. Lawton writing. Scumby
- Writers attempt to inject a little life into the plot. Scumby
- With horror, she realized that "hot beef injection" was not a double tongue
- Why you should never agree to "do shots" with Michael Jackson Coaster
- Jean Claude Van Damme started taking any role they would give him stationkj
- The needle that'll make your hair curl stationkj
- Contract negotiations for "My Name Is Earl" the movie stationkj
- A scene from Total Recall 2 stationkj
- "I've sucked smaller... the producer of this movie, for instance." ModernRonin
- And now you'll be drop DEAD gorgeous... MuhammadAus
- "$232,000 opening weekend? You're dead, honey!" MR_MUCUS
- This drug will ease the pain of acting in "Not Another Teen Movie 2" Dr_Rizzo
- Honest! you will look as ridiculous as Lisa Rinna after using uber-collagen Dr_Rizzo
- Number 207 on my list: cure my ex-wife of the veneral disease I gave her Dr_Rizzo
- On second thought, swine flu ain't that bad. gumby
- DOA audiences were treated with rohypnol to help them forget the film. Scumby
- "The next Sharon Stone clone is almost ready." MR_MUCUS
- "One shot of this and you'll be the next Milla Jovovich!" MR_MUCUS
- Each Fembot is injected with Hillary DNA at the end of the assembly line. nickumoh
- "But doctor, that's not a boil, it's my..." MR_MUCUS
- "Incredibly, the paternity test for Anna Nicole's baby continues." MR_MUCUS
- "All guests on Jerry Springer are sterilized for the good of mankind." MR_MUCUS
- "If we can get a camel toe to pass through this needle's eye..." MR_MUCUS
- "The body piercing craze just gets weirder and weirder." MR_MUCUS
- "Special injections are required to make 'the curtains match the drapes'." MR_MUCUS
- Greta Van Susteren gets a makeover for her move to Entertainment Tonight. MR_MUCUS
- "Poison Ivy 12: The Almost Next to Last Seduction..." MR_MUCUS
- "Another person who went down on Courtney Love gets treatment." MR_MUCUS
- "That's still not as bad as the bore worms." MR_MUCUS
- Eying the penicillins, she knew that night with X-man was so not worth it. Coaster
- Phil Spector will gladly “stick a needle in your eye”. DisappointedAgain
- Never say “cross my heart and hope to die...” at Phil Spector’s house. DisappointedAgain
- The Micheal Jackson Bride Creation System MasterK
- I'm not diabetic! I am NOT diabetic! michael3b
- This will permantly remove that anchovy odor. Junk_Yard_Dog
- I am going to give you this shot unless you go lesbo with my sister Dan_Steely
- "See you at the party, Richter." Cannon_Fodder
- I was only joking when I said I'd rather have a needle in my eye than watch dlew919
- Coincidentally, she conquered her fear of needles at the same time she dlew919
- Just before the treatment, she couldn't remember if short and sharp, dlew919
- She realised the error in Fermat's last theorem just before the fatal shot dlew919
- Alfred Hitchcock's silhouette--revealed! Scumby
- "IN A WORLD where ridiculously impractical syringes menace hot blondes...." rainman76x
- "If you feel this you are alive, if you don't you are dead." MR_MUCUS
- "She gets the lesser known cosmetic treatment called 'ho-tox'." MR_MUCUS
- "But first we have to get that bug out of your head..." MR_MUCUS
- #623 on Earl's list: Injected Joy with stupid juice. SenecaDoane
- OK. But first, The Aristocrats! michael3b
- This will make you forget you ever made "Ringmaster"! Otm_Shank
- Trust me, the resulting orgasm totally justifies the pain joemama
- Only the dumbest of blondes weren't leary of using the Jack Kevorkian www.piranhakeeper.com
- Suffering from Dementia, Bob Barker demonstrates on Dian Parkinson how www.piranhakeeper.com
- "The popularity of Botox dropped after the invention of the auto-injector." sonofthedummy
- "Party a Roman Polanski's house, tonight, midnight, be there." sonofthedummy
- "I've got good news, I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico." sonofthedummy
- After losing his fortunes by snorting it up his nose, George Lucas enters www.piranhakeeper.com
- Redeye? There's a Visine for that. nickumoh
- ...and to make matters worse, she forgot the safety word. nickumoh
- "Say when." nickumoh
- Claire discovers fisrt hand what "The Jolie" hatch is for... Tank Boy
- And with one final injection, Micheal Jackson's transformation is complete. Yamato
- The replacement of the Toco Bell dog did not prove good for business. Yamato
- Jamie ponders botox alternatives. gumby
- "Well, that's not the smallest prick I've seen..." fiefo
- Dating Carson Daly would have its drawbacks nickumoh
- Box Office BOA: Bomb on Arrival Mr_Nonsense
- Ivana Drago. michael3b
- Dude, I'm already pregnant. RogueDragon
- One more injection and Sly Stallone's transformation would be complete. michael3b
- Womanly Steroids MasterK
- Honey, that's not what I meant when I said "put the kids to sleep"... michael3b
- I've dealt with larger. michael3b
- Jason Giambi totally freaked out his high school grilfriends. michael3b
- Is that all you got, Charlie Sheen? michael3b
- Jamie is prepped for valmorphication. nickumoh
- Luckily the needle's operating system crashed before she could get injected Pants01
- This week on Fear Factor... DisappointedAgain
- Ocular tattoos are all the rage in Hollywood. DisappointedAgain
- Reality TV finally bottoms out. DisappointedAgain
- “Enhanced interrogation techniques” go mainstream on Entertainment Tonight. DisappointedAgain
- If the gloves fit, I must prick your... DisappointedAgain
- Unfortunately, the "Re-Animator" fluid doesn't work on dead acting careers. nickumoh
- The Universial Soldier project was forced into Title IX compliance. nickumoh
- "Goldie Hawn in 'Death Becomes Her 2'!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Now bend over and cough." Mr_Nonsense
- She began to have second thoughts about taking "The Jolie" lip injection rainman76x
- "My name is no loner Earl." nickumoh
- She quickly realized she should've checked Dr. Seuss' medical credentials rainman76x
- From the smell of that needle, the doctor extracted more than just ass fat. nickumoh
- "Can you explain this new PAP Smear test one more time?" mangy-ranger
- Final preparations for the next Orange FantaGirl gamerarocks
- "God I hope that's meth." ROTJob
- First day as a women's professional wrestler stationkj
- Dr. Kevorkian's Love Connection stationkj
- After other game movies did well at the box office, "Operation" flopped stationkj
- Due to lack of originality, snuff films go mainstream stationkj
- Paris didn't like her new cellmate very much stationkj
- Michael Jackson takes things just too far stationkj
- The writers take My Name Is Earl in a new direction stationkj
- But, I thought girls didn't have prostates. DisappointedAgain
- Anna Nicole's final moments stationkj
- With bigger needles, lines for flu shots dwindled stationkj
- "...and you're sure this will cure anything?" stationkj
- “Is it safe?” DisappointedAgain
- It was after the shots that Roman Polanski's party started to pick up stationkj
- "Is it safe?" stationkj
- "Hey, you're not my regular gynecologist." DisappointedAgain
- Sweeps week at My Name is Earl. DisappointedAgain
- Got VD? When penicilin isn't enough, try new Skank-Away! foxjedi
- A shot of I Can't Belive It's Not Butter and you're ready to meet Fabio. foxjedi
- "Hold still why I insert your career chip. Hmm...it says 'barfly'." Mr_Nonsense
- Shots at the free clinic discouraged repeat visits. mojito
- "Despite their efforts, doctors have yet to find a cure for 'white trash'." Mr_Nonsense
- "This rohypnol won't wear off so fast!" Mr_Nonsense
- "5 shots a day for the next 4 years and you should be fine." Mr_Nonsense
- Ms Pressley seriously regretted not flossing regularly Nathan_Jr
- "All that air . . I feel dizzy. Am I blonde yet?" fellow_consumer
- The dumb blonde walked funny for weeks after she had her friend botox her www.piranhakeeper.com
- "You sure this was in my American Gladiator contract?" fellow_consumer
- Fast women come to Stacatto Stu's 10 Minute Tattoo fellow_consumer
- "Number 135 - Turned Joy into a steroid freak" M_H
- How not to be a pricktease. fellow_consumer
- "Now for your jelly filling." mwpk
- Are you sure I need THAT much botox? jrlewis79
- The collagen injection is a pain, but so worth it JPBuckner
- From the unsold pilot "My Name is Jigsaw" JPBuckner
- Clinique gives up on monkeys gamerarocks
- Just why do you need gloves again? gamerarocks
- Jessica Simpson gets ready for her next commercial gamerarocks
- "Ooooo, I shall make you beautiful Baroness!" gamerarocks
- It was at this point she realized she would be roofied by Rube Goldberg Xur
- It was at this point that she began to regret all those "needle-dick" jokes Xur
- I choose "dead". No, "alive"! I meant "alive"! Xur
- Wait, that needle doesn't go with my outfit at all! Xur
- It was at this point that she began to regret dating Kevorkian Xur
- The new season of "Extreme Makeover: Botox Edition" gets underway Xur
- The secret to how the colouring in "Sin City" was done is FINALLY REVEALED! Drew_Atreides
- And a new breed of porno was born... Drew_Atreides
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