Domino
Mr. Cranky's rating:
This movie badly reeks of "True Romance" stench. Does director Tony Scott have nothing better to do than rip himself off?
Anybody else in the room give even the remotest shit about Domino Harvey, the real-life daughter of "Manchurian Candidate" actor Laurence Harvey and part-time model/bounty hunter? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller? I didn't think so.
Such is the problem with this all-style no-substance film from director Tony ("Top Gun") Scott, who seems interested in Domino Harvey and not in a healthy way. Instead, his interest seems to involve some sort of twisted, pathological love that involves late nights in the bathroom with lots of toilet tissue and razor blade cuts.
This movie badly reeks of "True Romance" stench. Does director Tony Scott have nothing better to do than rip himself off? At least "True Romance" was something of a love story couched in the ironic haze of violence and gunfire. "Domino" is a lame attempt to repeat that formula minus the love story and replacing the chemistry of Christopher Walken and Dennis Hopper with Brian Austin Green and Ian Ziering, former stars of "90210." Just to make sure we don't forget this film's inspiration, Scott does cast Walken as a TV producer who develops a reality show starring Domino (Keira Knightley), her bounty hunting boss, Ed Mosbey (Mickey Rourke), and co-worker, Choco (Edgar Ramirez). Scott's predictable cameo parade includes Delroy Lindo, Dabney Coleman, Lucy Liu, Jacqueline Bisset and Mena Suvari.
My recommendation to Tony Scott would be to get himself a real story before he makes another movie. What's even sadder is that this film is penned by "Donnie Darko" scribe Richard Kelly, who appears to have blown a gasket over his lack of work and effectively prostituted himself for a paycheck. Given that screenwriters rarely have control over their scripts, however, it's fair to assume that this mess was almost entirely concocted by Scott, who uses every manner of camera trick to hide what seems to be a creeping realization that he may be the only one on Earth interested in Domino's story.
Was it really that bad?
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BOTTOMSIES! LittleBigGirl
BOTTOMSIES caption winner: Junk_Yard_Dog
<covers Miss Biggie's bottomsies> RidingFool
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Time time time is on my side Rajah
My BOTTOMSIES are... Junk_Yard_Dog
<fondles everyone's bottomsies> RidingFool
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Gypsies tramps and thieves Rajah
Poor Mr. Cranky.... LittleBigGirl
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Do you give up, Fool? LittleBigGirl
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Well, don't pee yourself or anything LittleBigGirl
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Losers RidingFool
And no thanks on the decapitation thing. I'd end up flat on my RidingFool
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Ho-hum. I have much more important things to do that to RidingFool
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In fact, I'm riding off to view some breastfeeding RidingFool
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If you want me to cry... RidingFool
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If your mother knew you behaved like that RidingFool
You only wish... LittleBigGirl
Oh all right then. I surrender RidingFool
About damn time, Fool. LittleBigGirl
On the other hand, RidingFool
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Obviously you thought wrong, I am not one to give up when RidingFool
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Is there braile on your bottomsie? RidingFool
Well, you'll never get a chance... LittleBigGirl
I'm not looking for your bottomsie, I'm searching for mine! RidingFool
Children, children, go outside and play Junk_Yard_Dog
Good one, Dog. <kicks your bottomsie> RidingFool
<joins in the kicking> LittleBigGirl
Oh, and: LittleBigGirl
Shouldn't you be doing homework or something? RidingFool
What makes you think I go to school? LittleBigGirl
It's a ploy RidingFool
Sorry. I have to watch out for potential stalkers. LittleBigGirl
Nothing potential about it. RidingFool
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I am not your pretty little anything! RidingFool
You are my pretty little bitch, that's what you are. LittleBigGirl
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You're quite tenacious, you know that? LittleBigGirl
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Everyone does like my BOTTOMSIES LittleBigGirl
Don't let it go to your head. I only like bottomsies RidingFool
Please, you've been after my BOTTOMSIES LittleBigGirl
I most certainly have not! You're imagining that I'd want your bottomsie RidingFool
And you're imagining LittleBigGirl
You keep bringing up fishnets. Why, they don't even cover your RidingFool
I once was a Redneck Hooker for Halloween LittleBigGirl
So then, your daily attire was your halloween costume too? RidingFool
Ouch. LittleBigGirl
I'd pinch your bottomsie all night, but you'd be black and blue. RidingFool
What's up with your profile? LittleBigGirl
I don't fill out profiles because, you know, people RidingFool
Ha! Just try to get info LittleBigGirl
Besides, KHAAAAAN! isn't the most exciting thing either, RidingFool
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Oh, should have said LittleBigGirl
I'm sorry, but vulgarity won't get you bottomsies! RidingFool
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In your dreams, bitch. In your bottomsies dreams! RidingFool
My God, that's vulgar! LittleBigGirl
Proprietary bottomsies are not a matter for the weak-skinned RidingFool
How damn long is this thread, anyway? LittleBigGirl
I myself find a pain in the bottomsies to be rather attractive RidingFool
All Right! The Fool has left the building! LittleBigGirl
So she thinks, the wily bitch! Bottomsies! RidingFool
Oh, don't even! LittleBigGirl
If you children are done... Junk_Yard_Dog
Geez! Talk about thread stuffing! Rajah
BOTTOMSIES were not meant for... Junk_Yard_Dog
Very true, JYD LittleBigGirl
I think they're just jealous of my BOTTOMSIES! RidingFool
To quote my little buddy, Eamon Junk_Yard_Dog
They have made a mockery of the dignified Bottomsies Game! Rajah
Rajah Junk_Yard_Dog
Somebody has to put some life into these goddam forums, RidingFool
So we need more.... Rajah
What we need is.... Junk_Yard_Dog
I'm falling behind on most frequent posters Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
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The proof is in the pudding Junk_Yard_Dog
True... Junk_Yard_Dog
That kind of dedication to BOTTOMSIES... LittleBigGirl
Then tick to TOPSIES Junk_Yard_Dog
It just goes to show that bottomsies RidingFool
There's nothing perverted about... Junk_Yard_Dog
You're all addicted to bottomsies. Admit it. RidingFool
I'M addicted LittleBigGirl
We know, but that's because RidingFool
You all most be Repubaboobies Junk_Yard_Dog
Go ahead, JYD, call me a Repubaboobie again... LittleBigGirl
And then, JYD, I'll kick your BOTTOMSIES! LittleBigGirl
Your bottomsies are definitely perverted. RidingFool
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