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Driven
Mr. Cranky's rating:
This film is essentially the "Plan 9 From Outer Space" of car racing movies.
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- Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
- Driven over the edge and into a giant pile of sheit kloot
- Driven to tears hutnicks
- Somehow I don't think this guy has a future as a greeter ... Brue right, aisle two (MAYORBOB)
- Anyone heard of a punk/pop/emo/rap group called Sum 41? (Bulworth)
- Jeff Probst named one of "People's 50 Most Beautiful in the World" (Veruca_Salt)
- How come JACKASS is getting blamed for everything all the sudden? (Bulworth)
- It was the crack of the 50s -- it's Mr Coffee Nerves! (MAYORBOB)
- "Driven" was actually pretty cool... (Drew_Atreides)
- You realize, Drew (Theodoric)
- Why do I get the feeling that you could show Drew ... (MAYORBOB)
- Well, yer honor, those *might* be good (Theodoric)
- Did i mention i've been nominated for the position of President of the AFI? (Drew_Atreides)
- Drew, Drew, Drew... (Presley)
- Stop spitting at girls... (Spanky)
- I didn't say that it was smart, Pres.. (Drew_Atreides)
- You know, Spanky.. (Drew_Atreides)
- hey, guys, no matter what drew's taste is, he is NOT A SHEEP (lurker)
- Drew... (Bulworth)
- Agreeing with Presley... (Parca_Mortem)
- Bully... (Parca_Mortem)
- Well, that's good that you didn't laugh at much, Parca.. (Drew_Atreides)
- Well, I think you've got a convert, Drew. (ModernRonin)
- I love racing (a_cobb82)
- I liked it eminem_matt-m
- Get a grip!!! kloot
- I challenge everyone to answer this lyrics quiz (Charles_Bukowski)
- Lyric Quiz... (Bulworth)
- Error, Error... (Bulworth)
- 13, 14, 16, 19 (Slothrop)
- Not peeking #6, 10, 13, 19 (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- DAMN! (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- 1 2 3 11 17 (llamasex)
- Lessee... (Nastenka)
- I havent peeked (Charles_Bukowski)
- Without peeking, with fingers crossed that my computer doesn't freeze. (Pseudonym)
- Snake River Conspiracy (llamasex)
- You know, now that you mention it... (Pseudonym)
- they cover both (llamasex)
- Oh, good :) That makes me feel better... (Pseudonym)
- Man (Charles_Bukowski)
- Chuck (With An Aside To Llama And Pseud)... (Bulworth)
- Bully, sorry I couldn't dialogue with you last night. (MAYORBOB)
- #12 (HomeSkillet)
- #20 (Throwing_Muses)
- 1,12,17 - and, in a late flash - 15 (TheWreck)
- My guesses (all guessed by now, I'll bet) (Lionel_Cosgrove)
- 3, 12 and 17 (Critico)
- #5 is fucking Classical fucking gas! (lurker)
- Lurker... (Bulworth)
- Jerry was a racecar driver... (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- Survivor II - endgame. Does anyone care? (Throwing_Muses)
- Worse than Days of Thunder?? (aterry33)
- Johnny Mnemonic retired and opened a bar. (MAYORBOB)
- Robert Downey Jr. (aterry33)
- Robert Downey Jr. (aterry33)
- I saw Driven yesterday (Spanky)
- ill. Stan (llamasex)
- Politician redefines the word "cult"... (Illinois_Stan)
- Following in the rich tradition of "All Your Base" and "Hamaguichi" ... (MAYORBOB)
- Adult Video News Awards (AVN), 2001... (Parca_Mortem)
- I always considered this woman to be one of the most useless women ... (MAYORBOB)
- The Pre-Summer Presley Awards (Presley)
- "Clinton's EPA Chief Destroyed Evidence in Defiance of Court Order" (grundle)
- So where's Tom Slick? (Zorro)
- More fallout from California's energy deregulation (convenor)
- Hoookay. Guess What Movie was Number One at the Box Office (Coaster)
- The Dish (HomeSkillet)
- FBI traitor gave away all his money to a stripper. (MAYORBOB)
- remember Pete and Pete? (snic_snickery)
- Ten basic rules to bad science fiction. (MAYORBOB)
- Hey, Blunt and I had a 'Micro-Gathering' today... (mendo)
- "Star Wars: Super Bombad Racing" for the PS2 (Drew_Atreides)
- "Driven" doesn't qualify as a "Plan 9"... (Parca_Mortem)
- I saw "The Professional" recently.. (Drew_Atreides)
- A driven lyrics quiz! (Theodoric)
- Don't be fucking around with Tiger in California!!! Fuzzy Zoeller sucks (MAYORBOB)
- Salon calls Driven "unintentional gay porn"! (ModernRonin)
- Now you can take the cat anywhere! (MAYORBOB)
- True story (Zorro)
- Two 2000 top tens (Bob_St_Cul)
- Interesting list Bob. (MAYORBOB)
- Bob, nice lists. Some observations . . . (Coaster)
- Is that all you need for Mensa? (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- It's a shame... (Throwing_Muses)
- 132 might get it. Read on . . . (Coaster)
- Bubbles (Bob_St_Cul)
- We almost agreed more... (Bob_St_Cul)
- Also bear in mind... (Bob_St_Cul)
- Fortunately (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Bubbles! (Bob_St_Cul)
- "Sufficient enough" is redundant (Coaster)
- Okay, now it's an established fact. (MAYORBOB)
- If I'm an "equal opportunity idiot" (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Right Bubbles, next time when you're trying to bone up on your manners ... (MAYORBOB)
- Oh, PLEASE! (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Bubbles, you are indeed a pig. (MAYORBOB)
- Ok. Oinky oinky. (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Bubbles. (MAYORBOB)
- Or maybe (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Never one able to avoid an ongoing flame war, Nick puts his $2 in (Nick-The-Knife)
- Two things, Nick-the-Knife (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Nick, what we have in Bubbles ... (MAYORBOB)
- Well, Bubbles, I'm nothing if not fair (Nick-The-Knife)
- Oh yeah (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Bubbles, because you find it necessary to dwell intellectually ... (MAYORBOB)
- Bubbles Powdernose (Coaster)
- You know who you remind me of, MAYORBLOB? (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Was that the response of an intelligent woman, Coster? (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- They say you can take the measure of a man by the enemies he has. (MAYORBOB)
- MAYORBLOB, that doesn't even make sense. (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Bob_St_Cul (Coaster)
- Bubbles, dear: A response custom tailored to your temperament and intellect (Coaster)
- I'm so sorry that the meaning of my communication is lost on you Bubbles. (MAYORBOB)
- You're both too kind. . . (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Bubbles, I think thou dost protest too much. (MAYORBOB)
- Errata (MAYORBOB)
- And your argument is. . . (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Bubbles, Where's the Beef? (Coaster)
- And your flaming skills, Coaster? (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Dang, Bubbles. You had to go there . . . (Coaster)
- God, you're a pussy! (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Bubbles, out of curiosity... (Pseudonym)
- Pseu (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Bubbles, about your last "insult" (Coaster)
- Yeah, I like to eat pussy sometimes. (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- And Bubbles, about the hooker thing... (Coaster)
- I meant when you go to Cedar Point. (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- This thread is so gay! (Neptunian_Ass_Master)
- This thread is GREAT (Slater)
- What the fuck are you doing here? (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- And another things! (Bubbles_Powercunt)
- Well, golly gee! (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Too late, Bubbles (Coaster)
- Whatever. (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Bubbles, For Heaven's Sake (Coaster)
- Coaster (Bob_St_Cul)
- You mean the one where I said I had a dick? (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Bubbles, you are not stupid (Nick-The-Knife)
- You're getting cold, oh Bubbly one (Coaster)
- I'll say it again (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- Coaster (Slater)
- Bubbles = skilly.. (TheGodmother)
- I'm sure I don't know what you mean. (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- I'm not too sure about that Bubbles. (MAYORBOB)
- Well, I'm SURE Bubbles won't like this (Nick-The-Knife)
- One guy's opinion (Lionel_Cosgrove)
- don't worry about skilly, Bubbles.. (TheGodmother)
- I.Q... (Parca_Mortem)
- parca (Bob_St_Cul)
- Parca (Critico)
- Critico (Bob_St_Cul)
- Bunch of Elitist Smart Guys, 'eh? (Coaster)
- I hate to disappoint you, Coaster. . . (Bubbles_Powerpuff)
- THE GEEK'S CLUB? (Bob_St_Cul)
- Yeah, it's an orgy alright... (skilly)
- S(k)illy (Bob_St_Cul)
- "Before we get on to new business, any new palendroms?" (Bickle)
- Hey! Customize your Nikes! (convenor)
- Driven: For Trailer Park Residents Everywhere (aterry33)
- OVER THE TOP!!! (Mr-Mucus)
- At Royal Bank of Canada, we are here to service you. (MAYORBOB)
- MY NAME IS JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DOE. (John_Doe)
- Wow! Cranky would rather sit through Freddy Got Fingered than this?! (Jack-Em-Up_JACKAL)
- Ari Fleischer Stalker Arrested. (MAYORBOB)
- Who is driving car? (Slater)
- Speaking of drivers, the guy from the Metallica tour bus found a new job... (Slothrop)
- Who is more deserving of a bullet in the head? Harlin or Eszterhack? (skilly)
- Fantasy car poll. (ModernRonin)
- Stallone loves making shitty movies about car racing... (Pseudonym)
- It's got Burt Reynolds in it! It can't be thaaat bad... (Parca_Mortem)
- "I AM THE LAW!!" (Jeauxmama)
- The ATF -- Serving warrants to religious cults ain't all they do. (MAYORBOB)
- Excellent Review Cranky (Master-Control)
- Good and Bad Driving Poll (MAYORBOB)
- So who's your favorite racecar driver? (Drew_Atreides)
- Okay, let's call them "swirls"... (Illinois_Stan)
- Nothin' is over, just gimme sometin ta drink! (Veruca_Salt)
- No way... (Nastenka)
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