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Greetings all...
Here I am, answering my own poll, like a native of Crete...
1] Besides this movie and "Dumb and Dumber", who was quite possibly the stupidest possible character?
Uuuuuhhhhhhh...maybe almost any recent Eddie Murphy characters. Yeah, that sounds about right.
2] Is that character smarter or dumber than our unelected President?
I would suggest Eddie Murphy's Dr. Doolittle may be smarter than the Prez. Otherwise, even I may have to admit that the Prez would be smarter than other characters. Ack! Ack!
3] Would that said character be stupid enough to answer this poll? What about Bush?
Bush would not touch this poll, as it satirizes him. Otherwise, everybody would answer.
4] Alternately, who was quite possibly the smartest possible character?
I think it would have to be that lone sheriff from High Noon. Sorry if I forget his name, but he had to plan carefully as he is outnumbered about 5 to 1. So he did not go for the duel until the very last bad guy is left standing. By then the last bad guy lost all psychological advantages.
5] How would Prez Bush react to that smart character? Throw him/her out of the White House? Shoot him/her?
Sure, Bushie would praise that sheriff's morality. But I think the sheriff would not want to be caught with such an obvious cowardly idiot.
6] Would that smart character ever answer this poll?
Probably. More like probably not, as he seems to be rather plain spoken.
7] Did you have to deal with truly dumb persons in your life? What about idiots? What about cretins?
I have to deal with a couple of bullying morons today at my group's general meeting today. At least, I am mean enough to put them in their places.
8] Do you realize people from Crete may be Cretins? All right, that was a dumb pun.
Really? I did not know that.... oh great. I fell into my own trap...
9] The poll is hereby concluded. You may now restore your normal intelligence levels. If unable to restore your previous intelligence levels, please contact Microsoft help line.
Sure. No problem. I'll contact Apple help line if I have to.
The Innocent Bystander
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