1] Besides this movie and "Dumb and Dumber", who was quite possibly the stupidest possible character?
Forrest Gump's momma. I mean, the woman humped his principal and compared life to a box of chawklits.
2] Is that character smarter or dumber than our unelected President?
Bush is a horrible public speaker and a little trigger happy, but he ain't as dumb as Momma Gump.
3] Would that said character be stupid enough to answer this poll? What about Bush?
Stupid is as stupid does.
4] Alternately, who was quite possibly the smartest possible character?
Hannibal Lecter.
5] How would Prez Bush react to that smart character? Throw him/her out of the White House? Shoot him/her?
Zap him, Texas style.
6] Would that smart character ever answer this poll?
No. He would find the poll to be beneath him.
7] Did you have to deal with truly dumb persons in your life? What about idiots? What about cretins?
Yes, yes, and yes....coworkers all. They also each make gobs more money than I do.
8] Do you realize people from Crete may be Cretins? All right, that was a dumb pun.
Not so much as dumb pun as simply a low blow.
9] The poll is hereby concluded. You may now restore your normal intelligence levels. If unable to restore your previous intelligence levels, please contact Microsoft help line.
Good.
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