so check this out...
I'm walking down the street one a nice morning, about 11 O'Clock, to be exact, on a clear sunny day, and this super pretty girl, I think you call them 'Black Irish'; dark hair, green eyes, smooth whiiiiiite skin, oooooohhhhhheeeeeeeee... drool... but, I digress... she sez, "Tom, it's time for you and me to visit the local graveyard".
sez I, "OK".
so we go to the local graveyard and she talks sweet to me and gives me a classic blowjob... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, blowjob...
so when she's done, looking up at me, smiling, I sez "But ******, why here in the graveyard?!?!?! Why not at my place or at the theater as usual???"
and she sez:
"Well, as you know, my husband is really religious, and he's been extra religious and extra suspicious of late, and since I know he has an aversion to cemetaries, I figured it would be the perfect place to take you... no worries about getting walked in on..."
and of course I sez "Good thinking ******, you a smart girl... lets meet here every day!!!"
and for a while, we did...
hahaha heh heh heh heh
Tom
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