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so reads the inscription above the doorway to the inferno of Crankyland.
My name is Bickle, and I will be the Virgil to your Dante on your tour of this subterranean lair.
First off, don't post something on a new forum on Thursday night. The new forums open up on Friday and the old ones are discarded like Coney Island Whitefish, never to be used again, except for reference purposes during internecien disputes.
Don't feed the animals; namely Scorpion, liquid sunshine and a piece of retrograd monkey shit named harry who has hopefully been banished for good. If you throw them a peanut, they'll rip your ass open searching for nachos.
Do your best to ignore Masked Loser. I think all the attention he's getting is going to his head. Shun him, and he may shut down the 24 hour a day pity party he's currently hosting.
Make an attempt to know what you're talking about regarding the topics at hand. I know that this doesn't stop the majority of Crankyzeins, but maybe you could be the first step towards informed debate.
Send me nude photos of every member of your family. It may take a while and be kind of awkward (especially when it comes to Grandparents) but trust me, it's worth it...at least for me.
Goodluck and Godspeed,
Bickle
P.S. You don't like Forrest Gump, do you?
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