12/05/02: more fun at department stores

Posted By: tickle_my_elmo


if they have trolleys, get your friends to have a trolley derby! You can have a points system, to determine the skill of the drivers...

10 for hitting children under 3
20 for hitting children 3 - 12 (they can normally run, but too fragile to stop the trolley with any great effectivness) 25 for hitting a teenager 50 for hitting a single person in a section that you would not normally see them (for instance, a single guy in the lingerie section) 5 for elderly (they normally cannot move out of the way, so it is a sitting duck) 100 for hitting an employee (no matter what age they are) 30 for anyone else 75 for knocking over an elaborate display 150 for knocking over a shelf (must have some good on it)

-10 for losing a teammate
+10 for hitting an opponent

You can time limit yourself for that extra challenge

Great fun for all the family. Not recommended for those under 3 years of age.

elmo
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