12/05/02: I was in the forest...and now my ass itches...HELP

Posted By: King_Dan_Gnome


I had to take a shit in the forest, and I did not have any shit tickets, so I used these oak leaves off of a baby oak tree. At least I think it was an oak tree. Now my ass itches something fierce. Help what should I do. I tryed the whole drag your ass on the floor thing like my neighbors dog does, eww messy.


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