12/05/02: 87% OF PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY LIKE HIKING ARE LIARS.

Posted By: John_Doe

If they think that hiking around on a mountain range for one hour is hiking, THEY ARE LIARS.

If they think that hiking is walking around in the mall for 3 hours, THEY ARE LIARS.

If they think that hiking requires a lot of high tech gadgetry to go "check out the views" after walking uphill for 15 minutes. THEY ARE LIARS.

Real hiking is on very rough terrain for more than 5 hours. You get good quality hiking shoes (That $20 temporary usage boots is not going to cut it.. trust me.. Ask ModernRonin, spend $50-100)

Real hikers carry self defense material like pepper spray, emergency aid equipment, cb/cell phone (cb is more reliable) and lots of material on your back.

And Hiking is not even a real activity. You're just walking okay. Now running, bicycling.. those are real activities (if you do more than an hour)

Responses to this message:

• Been disposing of bodies in the woods, have we? MR_MUCUS
• I WOULD NEVER KILL ANYONE. YOU KNOW THAT. John_Doe

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