'Tis been a long time since last I saw the noble name 'convenour', or "Long time, no see", as you Yanks would put it.
I'm writing this text to assure you that, while, indeed, the noble name of Cockwheaticus is a published name, I am not this "Grundle" person of which you speak so dishonourably of. I assure you that, while volumes of literature of a somnambulistic nature have been published under the regal name "Cockwheaticus", I have not made the American equivalent of a "Crank Call" on this noble site.
And I beg your apologies for that unintended - and bad - pun.
Sincerely,
The Honourable Lord Cockwheaticus
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