07/19/02: noodlez123...

Posted By: Supa-FREEK (Wulfgar)


...that's the best that you can do? Recycling insults so generic, tepid and tired that no one alive today can remember when they were fresh (if ever they were)?

You worthless, small-dicked illiterate slack-jawed monkey- fuck.

You see, ole al didn't say dick about ''De Lawses Ub Physicks'', he said ''gee, who need (sic) physics, without physics you'd be living in a hole picking lice out of your hair (missing comma) you stupid fucking hick.''

Apparently he couldn't find his pocket-protector and was a little cranky about it; I think that he'll find it thoroughly jammed up his ass, along with your head.

I suppose the fact that everyone didn't rush in to grant him great acclaim and a knighthood for pointing out something that would be eye-bleedingly obvious to all but the slowest of retarded children (i.e., spiders can't get that big) must have hurt his pwecious widdwe feewings (and yours, too...apparently. Are you like President and Vice- President of the Science Club at your middle school? Woo! I'll bet that makes you two chick-magnets!).

Boo-fucking-hoo, Chester.

I pointed out that without physics, existance as we know it would be impossible, therefore, I would *not* ''be living in a hole picking lice out of [my] hair''.

Q.E.D.

He also called me a mean name, th' ole meanie-britches did; an' Ah wuz gunna ask him if'n he wanted to come on down to Th' Ole Swammin' Hole so's we'uns could spy on skilly, TCP and Nessie 'a' skinnydippin', but naow Ah dun't thank thet Ah will. Y'all kin cornsider y'allselfs dis-invahted!

You donkey-punch-waiting-to-happen.


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