11/10/03: This Review Contains No Homoerotic Shower Scenes

Posted By: ideaf


[Long, lingering shot of black storm clouds rolling ominously across the sky the evening before the school shooting...]

SUBTLE, GUS.

[One hundred and twenty seconds later, the clouds are now even BLACKER...]

OK GUS. FUCK. WE GET IT. PLZ MOVE ON TO HOT STEAMY HOMO SHOWER SCENE.

[Gratuitous, self-indulgent, homoereotic shower scene]

WAIT... WAIT............ EYES... ALMOST... COMPLETELY..... ROLLED... THEEEERE WE GO.


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