10/20/05: And another one

This Wrath of Dog guy used to be witty, then he became a troll. Wonder why?

03/31/02: Just sell the thing to Kid Rock Posted By: Wrath_of_Dog

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Kid Rock version:

Pimping Martyr (formatted purty)

(written by KID ROCK with Eamon Doyle)

I make a small living

Going from place to place

Pimping on street corners

With a little open case

But doing that small pimping

Is a constant uphill climb

For I am the most hated

Mother-fucker of all time

*

You may have it hard

But I bet I have it harder

I guess I have to accept

That I am tha street pimping martyr

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I do the best I can

But I guess it’s not enough

When you make the music I make

You’re bound to have it rough

I guess I’m out of fashion

I just want to be clued in

Sometimes I get the damn feeling

That I don’t know what I’m doing

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Well, you may have it hard

But I bet I have it harder

I guess I have to accept

That I am tha street pimpin' martyr

*

I guess my life’s not so damn bad

There are redeeming factors

For instance, there’s a café

That lets me pimp for crackers

What I do is unpopular

But I do it well, quite simply

Plus, I still have my fans

And fly bitches that can suck me!

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Well, you may have it hard

But I know I have it harder

Still, I have come to accept

That I am tha street pimping martyr

(top 40 hit...I gaurantee!)

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