Elmo in Grouchland
Mr. Cranky's rating:
(Unrated)
Does Elmo eventually find his blanket or is he decapitated by Oscar and his corpse feasted on by the residents of Grouchland? You make the call.
I saw the trailer to this movie, which was obviously enough. Elmo loses his blanket in Oscar the Grouch's trash can, then decides to try and find it. He falls through the can and into Grouchland where he discovers a world of dirt and rudeness.Seeing this film or not seeing this film, there's not much I could tell you about it that you couldn't already figure out. Does Elmo eventually find his blanket or is he decapitated by Oscar and his corpse feasted on by the residents of Grouchland? You make the call. Does Elmo sing songs about what a good thing it is to be nice to others or is he force-fed sewage?
Just for amusement's sake, here are a few other things that do not happen in this film:
Elmo walks in on a Grouchland orgy and has his head used as a buttplug.
Unable to identify some spoiled food, Oscar straps Elmo down and pulls out Elmo's teeth one by one while asking, "Is it quiche?"
We discover how Big Bird really got his name.
As part of their two-man play, Burt and Ernie perform the Ned Beatty scene from "Deliverance."
Several muppets just absolutely beat the crap out of Snuffleupagus.
Was it really that bad?
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Weird ideas Jewels
Do yourself a favor and read this, you might be surprised! ThelPeopleslCorp
I liked it :D MovieMagic
Erm... am I hallucinating here? Mad-Ness_Monster
Diss, Cussin' Thread (RE: the fic below) Mad-Ness_Monster
The Insane Crossover Fanfic! Mad-Ness_Monster
Pre-Title B.S. Mad-Ness_Monster
Episode One: Chapter One Mad-Ness_Monster
Chapter Two Mad-Ness_Monster
good JOB Nessie! miss_enthropic_bitch
Not bad, Ness. Joe_Average
It's... Mon_Cul
<dancing the Crazed Dance of Fanfic Inclusion> TheWreck
I MADE IT llamasex
Thanks guys. I'll take this as a cue to continue. Mad-Ness_Monster
Chapter... Three? the Congested Mad-Ness_Monster
Chapter Four the Congested Mad-Ness_Monster
Up an atom? Aron
Kickass, but... Slater
MAYORBOB and Mad-Ness_Monster Mr_Mucus
Well, little Ness... Wulfgar
Yup, Clairvoyance is a bitch sometimes. the Feverish Mad-Ness_Monster
Sorry, "Strange and Mysterious..." <nt> Mad-Ness_Monster
Chapter Five the Feverish Mad-Ness_Monster
Chapter Six the Feverish Mad-Ness_Monster
Totally insane! Lucifer_G_61
KMFDM Ken_Kaminski
I thought that was it. Thanks! <nt> Mad-Ness_Monster
Chapter Seven (very insane, but remember I've been sick) Mad-Ness_Monster
Chapter Eight Mad-Ness_Monster
*grins* Violet_Beauregarde
You and Aron are really coming out with GREAT stuff! TheWreck
Episode Two: Attack of the Retarded Subtitle!!! Mad-Ness_Monster
Chapter One Mad-Ness_Monster
Chapter Two Mad-Ness_Monster
By the way, am I nuts... Mad-Ness_Monster
"I just had an Emotional Reaction to Something" TheWreck
Chapter Three It's all about... Mad-Ness_Monster
Chapter Four Mad-Ness_Monster
Chapter Five Mad-Ness_Monster
Ah, yes... Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER SIX! Mad-Ness_Monster
What does the note say? Wulfgar
"Like a poisoned marshmallow ‘Circus Peanut’ or the Olson Twins!” Violet_Beauregarde
Kickass. Slater
CHAPTER SEVEN Mad-Ness_Monster
Oh, and about the notes... Mad-Ness_Monster
WHERE’S THE SEX AND VIOLENCE???!!!??? Wulfgar
Hey! HEY, Brigadiers! You're missing one FINE par-tay over here! TheWreck
CHAPTER EIGHT (a tad long, but there's a ton of action) Mad-Ness_Monster
*screaming with laughter* Violet_Beauregarde
"A metric assload of Crankylanders arrive at the gates ..." TheWreck
And just *how*, M'amselle Ness... Wulfgar
CHAPTER NINE (more lengthyness and violence) Mad-Ness_Monster
And by the way... Mad-Ness_Monster
Glad to be of service, Nessie! TheWreck
3 year-anniversay, and you let yourself get mauled by... TheWreck
Wreck, that's not nearly as sad... Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER TEN (tres dissapointing, given the precedings) Mad-Ness_Monster
cifnaf siht fo trap daer nac I noisrevnI_rM
I dunno - I think "AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!" captured the moment... TheWreck
EPISODE THREE: "Slater and the Secret Sorcerer's Island of Dr. Moron!" Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER ONE Mad-Ness_Monster
Marvellous! Lucifer_G_61
CHAPTER TWO Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER THREE Mad-Ness_Monster
Oh, and Mr. Inversion (or noisrevnI .rM), check this out: Mad-Ness_Monster
Yup, my usual decisive, commanding self! TheWreck
CHAPTER FOUR Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER FIVE Mad-Ness_Monster
"Aaaa-nalVICE! Aaaa-nal-vice! Ev'ry morn when she's sleeping..." TheWreck
My oh-so-humble suggestion: Slater
CHAPTER SIX! Mad-Ness_Monster
We did. It was hours of fun. That’s why we’ve been so quiet all this time. TheWreck
DARK SIDE OF THE MOON + WIZARD OF OZ and WISH YOU WERE HERE + AKIRA Ken_Kaminski
CHAPTER SEVEN! Mad-Ness_Monster
Meesa LIKE! Meesa LIIIIKE! TheWreck
CHAPTER EIGHT!!! Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER NINE! Mad-Ness_Monster
BWAAAAA-HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! TheWreck
CHAPTER TEN! Mad-Ness_Monster
Good old cousin Janusz Ken_Kaminski
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... TheWreck
Are you insane, Wreck? Slater
AAAAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a Thanksgiving MIRACLE!!!!! Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER ELEVEN! Mad-Ness_Monster
Slater-Niggurath has arisen! TheWreck
Dear God in Heaven - it's still funny! TheWreck
CHAPTER TWELVE!!! Mad-Ness_Monster
Hey! Someone musta mickeyed my Frosted Brown-Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts! TheWreck
CHAPTER THIRTEEN! Mad-Ness_Monster
Damn good imitation of Wonderful, Nessie! TheWreck
CHAPTER FOURTEEN (Episode Three's stirring conclusion!) Mad-Ness_Monster
EPISODE FOUR: "Away in a Hot Rod" Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER ONE! Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER TWO! Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER THREE! Mad-Ness_Monster
The next chapter is brought to you by the SNOW!!! Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER FOUR! Mad-Ness_Monster
I'm in RETAIL? Lil_Round_Top
Awesome... Slater
CHAPTER FIVE! Mad-Ness_Monster
Cool chapter... Slater
Slater, are you talking about... call me Cinciwhatski Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER SIX! Mad-Ness_Monster
Man, I'm not too sharp, am I? Lil_Round_Top
CHAPTER SEVEN! the Ballistic Mad-Ness_Monster
Heh Ken_Kaminski
Actually, Nessie, you must be referring to "Bark Us Bow-Wows". TheWreck
It was probably a very good thing that my computer's been hors de combat. TheWreck
...Though, I must say, whatever I'm singing beats "Nibby nib nubby". TheWreck
Now I'm EVIL! Lil_Round_Top
That was rad. Slater
CHAPTER EIGHT! Mad-Ness_Monster
I CANNOT BE STOPPED! Lil_Round_Top
CUT THAT OUT! Lil_Round_Top
Oh great. Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER NINE! Mad-Ness_Monster
A cubic fuckton? Lil_Round_Top
Cubic fuckton... Slater
That...was...AWSOME!!! Quester_X
Hmph. Quester_X, a (for all I know) newbie, gets ripped to pieces... TheWreck
Hell for Grundle... TheWreck
CHAPTER TEN! Mad-Ness_Monster
The Wreck brings up an interesting point. Mad-Ness_Monster
Ah, the sweet sound of insantiy... Quester_X
I fully endorse this story. Lil_Round_Top
But don’t ignore the aaaaaaaaaaaaadddsss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TheWreck
Cool. Slater
EPISODE FIVE! "Theodore Wreck" Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER ONE Mad-Ness_Monster
WAIT!!! Quester_X
I hope that's not the end!!!! Lil_Round_Top
Another minor point. Lil_Round_Top
I think you should end it here Ken_Kaminski
CHAPTER TWO! Mad-Ness_Monster
Chapter Three Mad-Ness_Monster
Very cool. Slater
CHAPTER FOUR!!! the Insipid Mad-Ness_Monster
Awesome... Slater
Fly, my pretties! FLY!!! MonkeyKing
Actually, a PAIR of Bush Tits would do just nicely. TheWreck
CHAPTER FIVE!!! Mad-Ness_Monster
Great work, Nessie! Quester_X
Damn, Nessie! This continues to be great! TheWreck
CHAPTER SIX! the still Insipid (Mad-Ness_Monster)
A question for Nessie. Quester_X
The alien worlds... Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER SEVEN! Mad-Ness_Monster
Madness, about the alien language. Quester_X
Plot, we don' need no steenkin' plot! TheWreck
CHAPTER EIGHT! the Broken Little Mad-Ness_Monster
You're right Quester Mad-Ness_Monster
Hell - I could lend you my copy for a while. TheWreck
Or you could use a Python website. Quester_X
CHAPTER TEN! Mad-Ness_Monster
When will I get to be in one of these shinanigans? Bj_Quack_Quack
Humph. And you all laughed when I coined that name! TheWreck
Uhhhh... Chapter 6... 7... 8... *10*? TheWreck
I have a question. LRT
God, I'm a stud.... Slater
O.K., three times. <NT> LRT
D'OH!!! the still N*SYPYD Mad-Ness_Monster
The *REAL* CHAPTER TEN!!! Mad-Ness_Monster
It's always a little embarrassing when family comes over, isn't it? TheWreck
CHAPTER 11 Mad-Ness_Monster
You see the kinda shit I had to put up with as a kid? TheWreck
CHAPTER 12! Mad-Ness_Monster
Holy Woodchuck! TheWreck
CHAPTER THIRTEEN! Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER FOURTEEN! Mad-Ness_Monster
I consider Mr Smily evidence that Mr C ALSO takes this place too seriously Ken_Kaminski
Why do we all sing with New England-esque accents? LRT
Wham U.K. TheWreck
LRT - don't you mean that you're from fuckin' Joisey, dammit? TheWreck
New England Accents? Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER 15! Mad-Ness_Monster
Too bad they'd dropped the Tom Bombadil part from the movie... TheWreck
Well, I finally read the last few chapters... Slater
Holy shit. Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER 16! Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER 17! Mad-Ness_Monster
Well... Wulfgar
THE MEANING OF ‘COW TOOLS’? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?~ Quester_X
Dammit! Wulfgar
CHAPTER 18! Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER 19! Mad-Ness_Monster
For a moment, I'd thought I'd just skip reading these, seein' as... TheWreck
And Wulfie - don't think I didn't catch that BOTR ref. <nt> TheWreck
The duct tape seemed oddly appropriate for the Quills forum. TheWreck
CHAPTER 20! Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER 21! Mad-Ness_Monster
RE: 20: Why a duck? TheWreck
RE: Chap 21: "COME TO ME, MY DRACONIC FRIENDS!" TheWreck
It's scary how many references I get. Quester_X
Actually... Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER 22! Mad-Ness_Monster
CHAPTER 23! Mad-Ness_Monster
Nice loam! LRT
Whoops. Quester_X
Okay, this is just too cool! Quester_X
RE: Chapter 22 - Lemme get this straight..... TheWreck
AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH! You're EEEEE-ville Mad-Ness! TheWreck
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