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EPISODE SUBTITLE: "Episode Two: Attack of the Retarded Subtitle!!! (Or, The First Cheesy Holiday Special Part!)"
OPENING EXPLANATORY CRAWL: (Once again, read by a Guy Who Sounds a Little Like James Earl Jones but Isn't) “Oy. What the hell direction is she going in anyway?
“The reformed Crankydestined have retreated to the Halls of Justice. They have refused to speak with the Cranky Brigade. The Brigadiers have done the same thing, sort of, but in, like, the opposite direction? Are you getting what I’m trying to say here?”
AUDIENCE: “Um… sort of. Not really.”
OPENING EXPLANATORY CRAWL: “Look, the two teams aren’t having anything to do with each other and that’s not good because they’re now THAT much more mysterious to each other. And they really don’t need that because *ahem* (assumes Dark and Scary voice again) THERE IS A NEW EVIL LOOSE IN CRANKYLAND! AN INCONCIEVABLE EVIL! THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER BEFORE BEEN SEEN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
“Will our heroes get to the Evil in time and destroy it? Will they be able to cooperate? Will they ever get the Sour-Apple Flavored Destiny thing cleared up?
“Well, we don’t know, cause the Director hasn’t thought ahead that far. Anyway, here comes another damn parody of the prologue of ‘Scream’.”
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