09/20/01: Chapter... Three?

Posted By: the Congested (Mad-Ness_Monster)


*CHAPTER THREE: "In which, so help me, we get to read the Bad Guys' Diaries!"*

INT-"THE SIXTH DAY" FORUM, A COMPUTER ON A DESK IN CONQUEROR'S LAB

(The Computer clicks on, allowing us to read Conqueror's Evil Diary of Darkness.

Be afraid. Be very very afraid.)

C.E.D.D.: "January 1, Made an exciting discovery today. Looks like a toenail clipping. It very well could be a shed claw sheath of a Crankimon that is reputed to have amazing powers, yet is also a pathetic little sissy. If this is so, then this is the perfect source for my latest experiment.

"March 12, The Troll Queen and I spend hours in the Lab of Darkness each day, barely eating or sleeping. We have isolated the creature's genetic code. As soon as Geodesy and her minions perfect her Biomechanical Nightmare-O-Matic machine, we can begin to play around with it. This should be more fun than a barrel of five-assed monkeys!

"June 4, The team had a big argument today. I would like to take this opportunity to alter the DNA and make the creature even more powerful. Geo believes that the robotic parts should be enough for that and that we should leave the DNA as it is. Well, damnit woman, I don't know HOW! The very purpose of this Lab of Darkness is for me to brazenly improve on God's hack job! I am going to alter the genes in secret. The result could be the most powerful being in the world!

"August 15, The Machines are ready. The DNA has been altered in secret. We will start the process tonight. Soon, the world's first _Nanodracae mutatis_ will be born!

"September 7, The cloning process was a success! The creature is currently asleep in a tank of fluid in the Lab of Darkness. All we have to do now is watch and wait for it to awaken…"


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