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11/03/01: EPISODE THREE IS UP!!! (No, not the whole thing, the intro and chap. 1)
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
Another new Episode, another Cheesy Trailer Thing.
The following preview has been approved for all ages, but the fanfic advertised has been rated Too Stupid for Anyone.
(Quick shot at the Studio Logo; dramatic music; the solemn voice of a Guy Who Sounds a Little Like James Earl Jones but Isn't…)
DRAMATIC VOICE-OVER: "There is but one difference, one element that the Director of 'Crankyheart, the Insane Crossover Fanfic' has noticed sets her story apart from any other Crankyland fanfiction. And damned if she's proud of it…"
(Sudden quick shot of Violet Beuregarde addressing the Cranky Brigade.)
VI: "Err, last night, did anyone, like, burst into song?"
DRAMATIC VOICE-OVER: "Musical numbers."
(Quick cut to the various wonderful song-and-dance bits in this story; current and upcoming.)
DRAMATIC VOICE-OVER: "Live the passion!"
REDUNDANCIES: (Hyperdramatic) "Oh, WHY?!? Why do I feel so alive when you're near? There's no way any hurt can get through!"
VI: "Longing to spend every moment of the day with you!"
DRAMATIC VOICE-OVER: "Experience the excitement!"
CHORUS: "We are here to change! The!
WOOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLDDD!"
SLATER: "Gonna change the world! OW-OOOOOO!!!!!!"
DRAMATIC VOICE-OVER: "Know the promise of hope!"
CRANKYDESTINED: "Ev'rything sou-ounds like, we-el-come home. Come HOOOMMME?"
DRAMATIC VOICE-OVER: "Or just shake your head in pity, wondering why the hell Nessie's able to retain these lyrics when she has trouble remembering what 'planet' she's on some mornings."
NESS: "Think o'what ya said! Think o'what ya did! Think o'what ya tryin' to put us through! (agonized falsetto) We're jus' singin' our so-o-ong!!!"
DRAMATIC VOICE-OVER: "'The Insane Crossover Fanfic'. Eh, y'all know where it is by now (here: http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html).
"The Magic Begins… well, now, I guess cause a lot of it's already posted. But the new Episode begins today and it's the semi-obligatory _Harry Potter_ parody. Since today's chapter's kind of short, this is a good time for you new people to catch up. Read the 'Diss-Cussin' Thread' immediately above it too, it's lonely! Enjoy." ___________________________________________________
11/03/01: By the way...
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
This is a good time to ask if anyone's got any suggestions for things they might like to see their character doing in a fanfic that they haven't got to do before. I'm feeling - I think it's called- Fan-service-y; call it the Holiday Spirit. I'll try to work in whatever befits the story.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm up this early in order to catch The Episodes in which They Finally Explain What the Hell is Going On (if you have to ask, don't; and if you don't have to ask, look, ya wanna laugh at somebody, my *sister* is addicted to "7th Heaven" reruns!) ___________________________________________________
11/03/01: Nessie...
Posted by: ...@rse! (Lucifer_G_61)
'Fan service' usually means pantie-shots. ____________________________________________________
11/03/01: Ya lie like a rug, Lucifer. ^_^ <nt>
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
Besides, I don't want to send any of you into trauma therepy. ___________________________________________________
11/04/01: Nice use of the Til Tuesday lyric, Nessie!
Posted by: wreck@book.nook (TheWreck)
I tingle with anticipation over then next, exciting episode (or is it, "I tingle because of the use of this anti-fungal creme?"... Oh, well....)!
TheWreck
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11/05/01: Cool.
Posted by: jerslater@yahoo.com (Slater)
I like it because it's about ME. Just kidding.
The lake that's "about 25% water and 75% demons" is the funniest thing I've read in quite a while. Keep up the good work. ___________________________________________________ 11/05/01: CHAPTERS TWO AND THREE ARE UP!!!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac the lovable (Mad-Ness_Monster)
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html
I'm still open to suggestions, by the way. And I've noticed something interesting about this Episode (writing- wise, I'm well into Chapter Ten of it) that set's it apart from the previous ones.
This Episode is about love. :P
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11/05/01: Kewl sheet.
Posted by: Violet4534@yahoo.com (Violet_Beauregarde)
You are one crazy chick, Nessie :)
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11/05/01: <Falls off his chair>
Posted by: ...@rse! (Lucifer_G_61)
'Except for those guys that weren't in this story, because we threw them out beforehand.'
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11/08/01: Ooo ooo aaa aaa!
Posted by: me@books.read (Becky_Sharp)
Me likem monkey! More monkey! Excellent, BTW!
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11/11/01: Chapter Five has got an "Akira" reference in it!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html
See? See? I've seen a respectable anime!
Anyhow, I've got to run on account of *ahem* MY LITTLE SISTER HAS JUST TURNED LEGAL (21) and it's still a tad chaotic around here. I'll be back soon.
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11/11/01: They've all got AKIRA references in them
Posted by: krk38@pitt.edu (Ken_Kaminski)
The city has become an over-ripe fruit, but there's a new seed germinating inside. All we have to do for that seed to be hours is to wait for a wind to blow it into our hands. A wind called AKIRA! _________________________________________________________
11/13/01: Sax and Violins await in Chapter Seven.
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
Make of that what you will.
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html
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11/15/01: Chapter Eight has Dinosaurs in it!!!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html
Dinosaurs are cool. Dinosaurs are fun.
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11/15/01: Issues.
Posted by: jlc@20thme.com (Lil_Round_Top)
Issue the first: Slater's ability is not turning water into beer but making beer disappear (for awhile, anyway).
Issue the second: I believe that if you located the original threads that I was in on that whole Cranky- destined deal. What the hell happened to me?
Issue the third: You had dinosaurs, but no Godzilla? Godzilla's going to be angry with you, I'd think.
Issue the fourth: You're a very, very sick person, Ms. Ness.
Issue the fifth: I'm out of issues, sorry. (and if you believe that. . . .)
Issue the sixth: Pretty entertaining, despite the lack of me-ness.
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11/15/01: LOL! The retarded singing map
Posted by: me@books.read (Becky_Sharp)
reminds me of Towelee from "South Park." You wanna get high? Excellent job as always, Nessie!
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11/17/01: Chapter Nine is up!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html
It's the Semi-Inevitable "C.T.H.D." homage.
*sigh*
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11/17/01: Excuse me.
Posted by: jlc@20thme.com (Lil_Round_Top)
I am still like, all kinds of missing and shit. Don't make me get dressed up to go out and drink enormous quantities of premium Czech beer! I'll do it!
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11/17/01: LRT
Posted by: screwtape@for-president.com (Screwtape)
Tequilla is better. All your Jose Cuervo are belong to me.
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11/19/01: Hang in there, L.R.T.!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
This Episode is all finished (writing wise) but you've got a tiny cameo in the third-to-last chapter of it. You wanna bigger part in the Inevitable Holiday Episode?
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11/19/01: It isn't a matter of want!
Posted by: jlc@20thme.com (Lil_Round_Top)
I should! I'm important! I've got character and STUFF! I occassionally say, "GLARP!"
Oh, I drank the beer, anyway. <shrugs> I couldn't let it go to waste, could I?
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11/19/01: Chapter Ten's up!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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11/19/01: Wow!
Posted by: me@books.read (Becky_Sharp)
You are really cranking them out, Nessie! Very, very funny stuff!!
And as a bonus, we get to see the adorable Slopilly, back from his stay in the Cedar Point bathroom garbage can. Yay!
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11/19/01: It's because of the holiday weekend.
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
I had a fit of creativity last week and finished this Episode off so that I'd only have to worry about posting it. Chapter Eleven (which is mostly dialogue but is, IMHO, frikkin' hilarious) will be up Wednesday morning. So it's my usual every other day posting schedule just bumped up one day ahead.
Um... okay.
I'm going to start on writing the Inevitable Cheesy Holiday Part, so if anyone has any ideas for that one, let me know. PLEEEEASE let me know! Whoever gives me an idea, I'll love you forever! PLEEEEEEEEASE???
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11/19/01: Idea?
Posted by: me@books.read (Becky_Sharp)
A while ago, someone did a "12 Days of Cranky" round, with a different poster providing a different day. (12 Conqueror clones, 11 Grundle issues, etc.) It was pretty hilarious.
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11/19/01: Madness
Posted by: lizzzzzzzz@nerve.com (miss_enthropic_bitch)
You can't go wrong with Fruitcake. And egg nogg.
Perhaps someone poisioned them at the c-land X-mas party trying to kill off all the c-landers and therfore become king=queen of C-land?
or maybe, theyput acid or drugs or something into the food?
M.E.B.
(you know, I actually enjoy eating fruitcake. It's one of
the special holiday treats I look forward to.... oh and
Mincemeat pie! yummmmmm!)
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11/19/01: Nessie - How about a scene based on the Island of Misfit Toys
Posted by: wreck@casting.couch (TheWreck)
(or whatever it was on the Rudolph-the-drunked-assed- reindeer-who's-lying-in-wait-for-Slater-to-drive-by-the- North-Pole-so-he-can-end-his-worthless-exploited-life.)?
TheWreck
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11/21/01: SCREAMING laughing!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac the Misfit (Mad-Ness_Monster)
You people are evil. Pure Lawful Evil.
Which is why I love you.
Joyeux Turkey Day to you all!
M.N.N. (unfortunate initial those) - Who is wondering what the hell mincemeat IS anyway... no, I don't want to know.
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11/21/01: Chapter Eleven is up!
Posted by: CameraShy@Meleagris.gallopavo (Mad-Ness_Monster)
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html
I'm in a damn good mood right now cause it's the holiday (duh) and also because (*ahem*)
I JUST SCORED MY FIRST JOB INTERVIEW IN OVER FIVE MONTHS!
I don't want to get into more detail cause it's just a really long, sad story and maybe I'll tell it later. But anyway, it's with a small local software company who need some graphic-type people and I get interviewed next Monday morning. Everybody wish me luck!
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11/21/01: Oh, and just so you know...
Posted by: CameraShy@Crazy.Famile (Mad-Ness_Monster)
Sadly, I am out of here for the weekend. I won't be able to get back in here until Saturday, so expect the next chapter (the funniest in this Episode so far, IMHO, and *ahem* AND LITTLE ROUND TOP IS IN IT) sometime Saturday.
Mare see buttons!
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11/21/01: It's about TIME!
Posted by: jlc@20thme.com (Lil_Round_Top)
HA! I bet I'm funny, too.
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11/21/01: Nessie
Posted by: lizzzzzzz@nerv.ecom (miss_enthropic_bitch)
Break a leg on the job thing! M.E.B.
(kickass fanfic too!)
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