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11/24/01: Chapter Twelve is up!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html
Read it or be an Assclown. Or a Big Block of Granite.
If you're wondering what the heck I'm doing in here at 7:30 on a Saturday morning, it's because this is just about the only time this weekend I'll be able to get in here. I didn't want to make you all wait until Tuesday. So, while I'm away on an outlet mall adventure, you may all fight amoung yourselves over who gets to hang out with an undead talking snowman later on in the story.
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11/25/01: Thus, I am neither Assclown, nor Big Block of Granite!
Posted by: wreck@the.A.S.S. (TheWreck)
But I MUST have been possessed! For me to do a lyric check without referencing Tori Amos, Richard Thompson, Kate Bush, Fleetwood Mac and WITH referencing hip-hop, well, that would be like seeing me with a tattoo. At that point, you can reasonably infer that the being known as (Insert real name of TheWreck here) is DEFINITELY a pod person.
TheRealWreck
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11/27/01: Chapter Thirteen is up!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html
Yesterday was one Long-Ass day, just so you know. For the full story, see the thread above.
Ow... my brain...
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11/27/01: There's only one thing I can really say to that.
Posted by: ...@rse! (Lucifer_G_61)
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Hey, I never said it would make any sense, did I?)
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11/27/01: http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.html
Posted by: fucked@the.hed (Screwtape)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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11/29/01: Episode Three's gut-stirring conclusion is up!!!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html
I must reiterate (only I don't know how to spell it): Our hero does not *feel* dead.
Now, PROBABLY I'll go ahead and start posting the Inevitable Holiday Episode (which involves large amounts of Little Round Top, I promise... man, that sounds wrong), but I might have to revamp it as I don't know if I've "nailed" it yet. I can assure the two or three people I haven't scared away yet that it'll be up soon.
In the meantime, head to the "Jack Frost" forum and read last year's Holiday Special. And ye shalt know the meaning of *fear*.
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11/29/01: BEST. DEATH SCENE. EVER.
Posted by: jerslater@yahoo.com (Slater)
Haha, beat that, you assholes! I *AM* Captain EO!
Great fanfic, Nessie! Easily one of the funniest Crankyland fanfics EVER.
Kudos.
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11/29/01: Aww, mare see buttons!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
(does the happy dance) Somebody got the ref-rence! Somebody got the ref-rence! _____________________________________________
12/04/01: Chapter Two of the Holiday Episode is up!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html
It's the "Wizard of OZ" of this generation. :P
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12/04/01: Another good chapter, buuuut....
Posted by: jerslater@yahoo.com (Slater)
Slater died. The chapter was set in Hell. Where Slater is probably at right now. Missed opportunities much?
Hell, I'll be a villain! I'll team up with X-man and grundle! Who do I have to blow to get a cameo around here?
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12/04/01: Must...not...post...spoilers!!!!! <nt>
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
(sticks fingers in ears) "Lalalalalalalalala!!!!!!!!!"
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12/04/01: Why do they keep getting shorter?
Posted by: krk38@pitt.edu (Ken_Kaminski)
We're building tolerance, so we need MORE to get our fix.
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12/05/01: It's the Law of Diminishing Returns, Ken.
Posted by: jlc@20thme.com (Lil_Round_Top)
No, it isn't.
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12/06/01: Why these ones are so short:
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
It's because the holidays are upon us and I am thus preoccupied. Also this one doesn't have much of an overall story so there's a lot to stretch over the next few weeks. IMHO, however, things pick up around Chapter Three.
Which is up RIGHT NOW.
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12/06/01: By the way, your withdrawl analogy warms my heart.
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
I should be worried about this, no?
12/13/01: Chapter Six is up!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
And it is the triumphant return of Little Round Top and Slopilly.
And I strongly suggest that you not eat while you read it. O_o
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html ______________________
12/13/01: Me am weturned!
Posted by: swoppiwy@cedawpoint.baffwoom (Slopilly)
And me finawwy wemembed my password! Yay!
<<Of course, since everybody knows who I really am, this whole troll handle is for most intents and purposes completely worthless. So, with a heavy heart, the lil' abortion gets flushed back down the toilet again.
>> "Noooooooooooo!"
<<Yes.>>
"gurgle.>>
<<Yes. Die now. Anyways, 'nother funny chapter.>> ___________________________________________
12/13/01: Sorry alleged spawn of Skilly & Slothy
Posted by: lizzzzzzzz@nerve.com (miss_enthropic_bitch)
I *DO* remember who you are! M.E.B.
(but I ain't a stool pigeon <G>)
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12/13/01: NO! Don't kill Slopilly! <nt>
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
I need at least ONE critter around here who's lower on the food chain!
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12/13/01: My beautiful lovechild!
Posted by: skilly33@yahoo.com (skilly)
How I long to abort you again!
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Okay, that's just sick.
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01/05/02: EPISODE FIVE has begun; here is Ye Olde Cheesy Trailer.
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
*The following preview has been approved for all ages, but the fanfic advertised has been rated Too Stupid, AND, furthermore, Random and Weird for Anyone.*
(Quick shot at the Studio Logo which fades into a shot of a stage somewhere. The beat starts to kick in as we hear someone chanting…)
FEMALE VOICE: (rapping) "Where's all mah Cranky Sistas? We're oh so swanky sistas!"
FEMALE VOICES: (singing) "Hey, sista, soul sista, go sista, uh... SOMETHING sista!"
(Driving electric-guitar sounding instruments [probably synthetic])
VOICES: (continued) "Hey, sista! Soul sistas! Go sistas! SOMETHING sista!"
(Out comes Pseudonym dressed, as they said in the classic Elton John episode of "the Muppet Show", like a stolen car.)
PSEU: (singing) "He met Magic, D. down in ol' Crankyland! / Struttin' her stuff in a thread! / He said, 'Howdy chick, / whats gots BIGGG HOO-OO-TERS!!!!!!!"
FEMALE VOICES: "Jesus a construit ma Hot Rod! Sur soire! / Jesus a construit ma Hot Rod!"
FEMALE VOICE: "Yee-yee-yee-yeeah!!!"
(Violet Beauregarde [and I digress but WHERE THE HELL IS SHE???] appears dressed vaguely like Alice Cooper in a scary-ass bright purple wig.)
VI: "He sat an' whacked off while-a watchin' 'Spice World'! / She ate all his Skittles and fish! / We'll end this verse / afore it gets any worse! More more mooooooooore!!!!!!"
FEMALE VOICES: "Jesus a construit ma Hot Rod! Sur soire! / Jesus a construit ma Hot Rod! / Oooh-yeeah-yeeah! / Mange poisson avec moi!"
VI: "Cranky lady Magic,
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ALL: "Les Skittles sont délicieux! / Yum yum! / Les Skittles sont délicieux!"
DIRECTOR: "Have I mentioned yet that I need to find a real hobby?"
(Out comes Bad Gwendle dressed like the Bridesmaid from Hell!)
GWEN: "We come THROUGH wit' the money in a big Hot Rod! / We gon' keep playin' those Trolls out…"
PSEU: (singing along) "…cause they're re-tards!"
GWEN: "Necro'dex in mah hand! / Whetheh phone line o' Broadband! / Badass chickies…"
VI: (singing along) "…from Crankyla-and!"
GWEN: (singing) "Hey, sista! / Cranky Sistas! / Bettah git some hankies sistas! / (rapping) We drink Coke wit' Skittles in the glass / by the box! / The meaning of… uh… ooh, look! A fox! / (singing) ya wanna mange poisson avec moi? / Ou construit ma Hot Rod? / Cranky Lady Magic, Deeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
ALL: "Magic, DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lay- dee Magic, DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
DEE SNYDER: "We're RIGHT! / We're FREE! / We'll FIGHT! / You'll… oh. Sorry."
(He leaves, but Whack Chick enters and, the way she's dressed, nobody can tell it's not still him.)
WHACK: "HEY! HEY! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY YAH YAH!!!!!! / Tantaa booskee baygee siggi smoog! / HEY! Ungerau Café au Lait! / Oh, shaaz be chi auguu chuwwi brauuu!"
ALL: "More! MORE!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
VI: "Now he's back home doin' 95!"
(I couldn't improve these verses so I left them they way they were… in my ears.)
PSEU: "SIFTIN' 'er brains full o' mud!"
WHACK: "Ah battin naack sheeek MAAAA-MARY creeeep!"
ALL: "More! MORE!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! / Les
Skittles sont délicieux! / Yum yum! / Les Skittles sont
délicieux! / Mange poisson avec moi! Sur soire!!!"
WHACK: "Cranky Lady Magic, DEEEEEEEE-EEEE-EEE-EEE- EEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Daaa-nun-naaa-nun-daaa-naaa-nun!)
DRAMATIC VOICE-OVER: "It is THE Crankyland Fanfiction of the Year! (pause) See, we can rightly say that cause the new year has just begun! Hee hee, how sneaky is that?"
ALL: "Cranky Lady Magic, DEEEEEEEE-EEEE-EEE-EEE-EEEE- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-YES-uh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html
(By the way, I watched "Moulin Rouge" just this weekend. I rather liked it. And you know that can only mean that you are all in deep, DEEP trouble. Mwahaha!)
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01/05/02: ROTF, etc., etc.,...Nessy, you've got a gift!
Posted by: monkey_dharma@yahoo.com (MonkeyKing)
<nt>
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01/05/02: Wow. I'm...speechless. But thoroughly amused. (n/t)
Posted by: hazelbunny@spamcop.net Laughing Bunny (Hazel-Rah)
nosferatu talks!
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01/10/02: CHAPTER FOUR is up!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac the Insipid (Mad-Ness_Monster)
Birthday greetings, monkeys, and a five-second cameo that taints the whole damn thing.
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html __________________________________
01/10/02: Huzzah! Author, author! Kai Yai Yippy Yippy Yo!
Posted by: MAYORBOB@aol.com (MAYORBOB)
You da dawg! Mecka-mucka-whatdafecka! I am humbled. _________________________________
01/12/02: CHAPTER FIVE IS UP!!!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
I can't wait until I remember what direction I was going to go with all of this.
*COUGH*couldusesomesuggestions*COUGH!!!*
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html
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01/12/02: Hmmm...suggestions, eh?
Posted by: gwendel@badgwendel.com (badgwendel)
Diet Coke...an ocean of Diet Coke
...how about getting the re-humanized Slater laid? By a horrid monster...hee hee hee...
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01/12/02: Oh my, I have another Psychic Friend! (spoilers, sort of!)
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
I wrote The Big Obligatory Romantic Scene for this episode just an hour ago! Weird. Eerie. _______________________________________
01/12/02: not much of a suggestion, but...
Posted by: hparis@utk.edu (hunter)
if you managed to incorporate either anal beads or the "BLARP" sound effect, I'm sure your fanfic would be the better for it.
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01/13/02: And just when will the next chapter of your masterpiece be up?
Posted by: gwendel@badgwendel.com (badgwendel)
Slater really gets laid?!?!?! Without the aid of ruffies or booze?
Amazing...
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01/15/02 Actually, it's up right now.
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
And the Big Makeout Scene doesn't happen for a while. Anyway, I was thinking of giving Hunter a cameo and I suppose I should. I just have to assume that "Blarp!" is analogous to "Glarp!" (unless it's that evil little monkey- lizard from "Lost in Space"). __________________________________________
01/15/02: ooh, a cameo!
Posted by: hparis@utk.edu (hunter)
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Demille!
And just for that “Mr.” shit, it’s gonna be two lines long. >:) _________________________________
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01/17/02: Chapter Seven is up!!!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
It would have been up earlier today but that creepy, cold white stuff was falling out of the sky again.
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html
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01/17/02: "I feel like a big bucket of nice things."
Posted by: jerslater@yahoo.com (Slater)
"Slater is dressed all in black and his hair is a rat’s nest and his eyes are darting all over the place and he is covered all in dirt and crap and he smells like he’s been decomposing for a month or so. Also he is traumatized for life after having to dig his way out of his own grave. When he speaks, he sounds like he’s swallowed a handful of gravel."
Yeah, that about sums me up.
Funny chapter, by the way.
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01/17/02: I think I'm getting dumber.
Posted by: jlc@20thme.com (LRT)
and so is my fanfic alter-ego. Still, holes in walls are indeed very cool.
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01/15/02: CHAPTER SIX IS UP!
Posted by: CameraShy@du.lac (Mad-Ness_Monster)
Care a *little*.
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html
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01/15/02: Hey, I care a *lot*!
Posted by: jerslater@yahoo.com (Slater)
No, wait.
Okay, a little. I care a little. Is that enough? Are you sated, woman?
Humble suggestion: Grunie needs an apprentice.
Even more humble suggestion: Eamon ain't doing anything right now.
Other than that, everything is groovy gravy. Funny stuff.
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01/19/02: SECOND OF ALL: Chapter Eight is up!
Posted by: CameraShy@ow.damn (Mad-Ness_Monster)
Enjoy. It’s the one with Hunter’s blink-and-you-miss-him cameo. I’m really sorry but that’s all I could come up with for now.
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/elmoingrouchland/59.html
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01/19/02: BLARP!?!
Posted by: hparis@utk.edu (hunter)
Damn, Nessie, that was funny...
and now all the folks in the lab are wondering why the hell I'm cackling and sending suspicious looks my way. As if they needed any encouragement to do so.
Well done!
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