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EPISODE SUBTITLE: “Episode Six: Darker Mad-Ness no Gyakushu!!! (NOTE: I got that off the IMDB, and I hardly know ANY Japanese, so I apologize if that means something like, ‘Go stick your head in a pig’ or something.)”
(The Guy Who Sounds Like James Earl Jones but Isn’t does not read the Opening Explanatory Crawl. Instead, the Director does.)
OPENING EXPLANATORY CRAWL: (gravely) “Oh my God.
“Okay, if anyone told me I’d ever write a fanfiction, based on *anything*, with SIX PARTS, I’d have called them insane. Then I would have laughed my ass off at them and said, ‘Man, those people who DO write super-long fanfictions? They’re crazy. I feel really, really bad for whoever they are.’
“And here I am. Christ in a nitrous-oxide powered race car, here I am.”
AUDIENCE: “Erm, we kind of had a cliffhanger for the ending of the last part. Can we get right back into the action please?”
OPENING EXPLANATORY CRAWL: “Oh. Yeah, sure.”
AUDIENCE: “Yay!”
OPENING EXPLANATORY CRAWL: “You’ll have to wait a minute, though. I have to go hide all the sharp objects in my house from myself again.”
AUDIENCE: “Okay.”
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