01/19/00: AllAdvantage is fucking stupid.

Posted By: NeptuneSalad


I registered with them April of last year, and when I finally submitted all five hundred pages of my personal information, I was recieved with some sort of confusing error. I tried one more time and then gave up. The whole thing reeked of the stench of "big internet trend," which means that it's stupid and you'll see a lot of losers mentioning it. The free money thing was tempting for about a minute though until I ran into the brick wall that was their questionable web site which I just shelled out scads of personal information (including my home address) to.

About a year later, they're still pestering me to download the stupid program which takes up about an eighth of the screen. Today, I was bored enough to go download the viewbar thing, just to see if they got the idea that they processed my account. I might as well, since I'm sure they sold my address to a billion junk mailers.

I download it. There's a little indicator that tells you if they're recording your time on the web (you have to be on the web itself, and not just idling either). It was red the entire time, no matter what I did to screw around on the web. I now have a program that takes up space and does nothing. Thank YOU AllAdvantage.com! Yes I will uninstall it.

Choke on my fucking sweaty drooling pulsating throbbing black gargantuan veiny bloated COCK of Death and Destruction and Suffering and Eternal Torment, AllAdvantage.


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