10/02/97: mrcranky(no imposters)Empire is Beauty

Posted By: come find me you fuck, so I can kill you


You sad, sad man(boy?). I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, you might not be completely stupid. How could anyone whose brain is not rotting from the effects of syphilis rate a movie starring Seagal and Kurt"I've done more than one movie with Goldie Hawn"Russel higher than one of the greatest movies of all time????ahem....Harrison Ford is in Empire. Do you frequently sniff Special K????? Are you on several anti-psychotics coupled with a mood stabilizer such as Lithium???? Anyway if I ever find out who you are, I will challenge you to a steel cage match in the Bronx. I would atacch my full address, but anyone who reads you and agrees is obviously severely damaged, and I choose not to expose my family to their perversion. How dare you rip Empires special effects? What year was Empire made??? They didn't have Silicon Graphics computers, and still pulled off effects that look better than many contemporary movies. You deserve nothing short of intense torture, drawn out over a period of years, followed by your eventual release into society. After your reeducation, you might still have a salvageable sense of what quality is. Even as I write this, filled with hate for you, I can only pity an man as small and petty as you. If I ever see you in the street, you're mine, motherfucker.


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