05/10/00: Peter Hyams stop now!!

Posted By: Londoner


Peter you must stop. After what you did to the Relic and 2010 you shold have been taking out and shot. Here's a typical line of wannabe-tarantino style incidental dialogue between the cardboard cut-out characters who adorn Peter Hyam's movies. CUTOUT 1:"Hey, what kind of bread do you like? Brown or white." CUTOUT 2: "I like brown." CUTOUT 1: "Really? I like white." CUTOUT 2: "White bread is much lighter than brown bread" CUTOUT 1: "Yeah, but at least when you toast white bread you know when it's done." Pass this script to Hyams. He will then scrap the last line for making sense, throw a camera into a fat shadow and call himself director of photography. Not.


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