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1. "Three's Company 2002" A remake of the sad 70's comedy starring Matthew Perry, Jennifer Lopez, and her ass as three roommates.
2. "The J-Lo Family Variety Hour" Stars Jenny and fifteen of her talented siblings. The network saves a bundle by transporting them all in the same van.
3. "Win Jennifer Lopez's Money" A trivial, er, trivia show where J-Lo defends her 5000 pesos in a battle of wits against various farm animals. She usually wins.
4. "J-Lo's Vertigo" J-Lo stands on a pile of discarded friends for 26 years.
5. "Jennifer Lopez Pays Tribute to Her Heroes" An hour of Jenny kissing the ass of various MTV executives.
6. "Return to Gilligan's Island...Again" J-Lo takes an interest in the Professor...and the Skipper...and Ginger...and the little Japanese soldier dude...and the chimpanzee...etc.
7. "Enough, the TV Series" Lopez kicks the shit out of her ex-husband every week. Co-starring Verne Troyer as the ex.
8. "My Fair Lady" Jennifer goes from being a whore selling flowers on the street to being a whore selling albums to the sheep.
9. "Touched by an Anglo" Wackiness ensues when J-Lo wants to marry Bobby Jim, a man from the wrong side of the trailer park.
10. "Saturday Night Live" The only cast on TV she could join and not instantly become the worst actress on the show.
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