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Entrapment

Mr. Cranky's rating:
Boom!

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy have better chemistry than Connery and Zeta-Jones.

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Catherine Zeta-Jones He-Man
hairy eared old farts and young beauties equus
The thing that ruined the movie moethepisshead
Entrapment: My review power_critic
Well, Mr. Cranky CAN miss a detail, huh? (Meph)
Please (SoBe)
- 'fraid so. (Armourer)
Lasties (PoastX)
- Not quite!!! (zanthor)
Wouldn't you like to entrap Zeta-Jones? (SPEARmovieman)
The gnosticdogma/discord dialogues part XXI. (gnosticdogma)
HAHA! (FAT_JEFF)
- Fuck you fat cunt! (Edgar_Britt)
partial nudity and some horrible writing... (w4lru5)
i was about to rip out my eyeballs... (pinky321)
What happened? (LAJay)
- Re: What happened? (Penny-Dreadful)
- What do you mean "What happened?" (toutamie)
Entrapment Rocks! (bjplease)
- Re: Entrapment Rocks! (BurnHollywoodBurn)
- Re: Entrapment Rocks! (Snake_Plissken)
Great movie (Premitive1)
- Re: Great movie (Yes_0_Man)
- Re: Great movie (Bippy)
- he he he... (Worldwalker)
Bulworth (GBrandner)
Zeta-Jones (Joe_Eszterhack)
- ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dickeye)
Crankyland Lynch Mob (-sOc-)
- At the request of Terata (aka Slim_Shady).. (-sOc-)
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Charlton Heston (ScrotumSlapper)
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- Columbine and Kosovo. (0b1knob)
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2 Words that can sum up this week's forums (lentil)
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MTV's Total Request Live .. (-sOc-)
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- X-man... (Emerald)
- WHAT???!!!!!!! (Masterless)
Speaking, of incest -- Who watched NBC's Noah's Ark ? (-sOc-)
The top five MOST DANGEROUS rock songs, according to The Onion (speaker4dead)
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My picture is now on the web... (Slim_Shady)
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Pussyfur (justsarah)
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- P.S. Masked_Loser is just jealous .. (-sOc-)
- LIARS. (moist_towelette)
- Re: I read the stupidest thing in the world regarding overcoming masturbation. (Captinjay)
Can someone please tell me (Discord)
- What some psychology guy told me. (xyz)
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Kate Winslet in "Hideous Kinky" (ThreeDollarBill)
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Is Connery going to be Gandalf in the new Lord of the Rings movies? (Skutter)
- Probably false. (Mofo_the_Psychic_Gorilla)
- Connery playing me, god forbid (Gandalf)
- Elijah Wood???!! (Drew_Atreides)
- Elijah Wood as Frodo? (Skutter)
- Warwick Davis is the most succesful midget actor nowadays... (Parca_Mortem)
- Ahahahahaha... (Veruca_Salt)
- Re: Is Connery going to be Gandalf in the new Lord of the Rings movies? (mithrandir)
2:28 AM EST: The first NATO casualties confirmed (Sailor_Uranus)
The post-Jordan NBA playoffs: Who will win it all now poll (Sailor_Uranus)
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- Updated first round match-ups (Sailor_Uranus)
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- OK (Masterless)
- San Antonio is playing well (X-MAN)
- Magic (MiloMillions)
WARNING!!! READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO AVOID A *MAJOR* STAR WARS SPOILER!!! (Slim_Shady)
- Ack! Be careful reading above post!!! Read this first!!! (Slim_Shady)
- Oh please please please... (Mofo_the_Psychic_Gorilla)
- The soundtrack is pretty cool, however.. (Drew_Atreides)
- Agreed... (Super_Saiya-Jin_Vegeta)
To all the Star Wars fans out there..... (Richter)
- I feel sorry for you Star Trek fans. (Grim_Reaper)
- Awwww, come on. (skilly)
- Oh dear. (Mofo_the_Psychic_Gorilla)
- Speaking of Jar-Jar Binks... (skilly)
- Re: Oh dear. (Prez)
- Incidentally, who is Jar-Jar Binks? (Prez)
- I like Jar Jar.. (Drew_Atreides)
- Prez: Ooh, you got me (Mofo_the_Psychic_Gorilla)
- Mofo_the_Psychic_Gorilla (Richard_B_Bernstein)
- I don't care for Jar Jar myself, but it's nothing to do with the character. (Super_Saiya-Jin_Vegeta)
- RBB (Mofo_the_Psychic_Gorilla)
- Mofo_the_Psychic_Gorilla (Richard_B_Bernstein)
- What do you mean wit? (Prez)
- Mofo's Secret Origins (and more on Onuf) (Mofo_the_Psychic_Gorilla)

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