05/06/1999: 10 reasons why Jennifer690's reasons are in error

Posted By: Richard_B_Bernstein


-Men only care about fucking and not love!

Not true -- at least not of me, but I'm spoken for.

-Men always leave the toilet seat up!

Not true -- at least not of me, but, again, I'm spoken for.

-Men drink too much beer!

How much is too much? I have maybe one beer a month -- but, yet again, sorry, I'm spoken for.

-Men are bad at oral sex on women.

See answers given above.

-Men never ask directions.

I always ask directions; I hate getting lost and would rather know where I'm going than not, and, besides, I like research -- but, one more time, I'm spoken for.

-Men care about sports too much and not their loved ones.

I dislike sports intensely and refuse to watch the vast majority of sporting events -- but, well, see above.

-Men always miss when they aim to pee.

Not me, and even if I do, I carefully clean up after myself, but, once more with feeling....

-Men are selfish.

Not me, but [well, you know the rest.]

-Men always talk about their penis size.

Not me.

-Men are just plain dumb like apes!

No. Not me.

By the way, Jennifer690, I realize that many bearers of the "Y" chromosome behave that way, but isn't this kind of generalization just as sexist and meanspirited as the kind of crap that immature men spout about "all women"?


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