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-Men only care about fucking and not love! True!
-Men always leave the toilet seat up! True, but somehow I manage to leave the toilet LID down...
-Men drink too much beer! I know! They're pigs. Of course, I consider ANY beer to be too much.
-Men are bad at oral sex on women. But we kick ass at oral sex on men!
-Men never ask directions. I once asked how to give oral sex to a woman, but my teacher scolded me. So I quit asking directions.
-Men care about sports too much and not their loved ones. Fuck my loved ones, footballs are on.
-Men always miss when they aim to pee. Which is why I quit aiming. Now I stand their reading a book and never miss!
-Men are selfish. True.
-Men always talk about their penis size. I often sing about my penis size. I mean, when you're proud about something, it's not uncommon to break into glorious song!
-Men are just plain dumb like apes! I know a lot of apes who would be offended by that. Actually, as Obi-wan said, "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows him?"
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