-Men only care about fucking and not love!
Some do, some don't; results may vary...
-Men always leave the toilet seat up!
Nah, mine FALLS down...
-Men drink too much beer!
...AND...?
-Men are bad at oral sex on women.
I get no complaints...
-Men never ask directions.
Fuck, I'd rather take POISON than ask directions; I make my wife do it...that's what she's FOR, dammit...
-Men care about sports too much and not their loved ones.
SPORTS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY SUCK!!!!!!
-Men always miss when they aim to pee.
...who aims...
-Men are selfish.
...so...?
-Men always talk about their penis size.
Oh, yeah, my male friends and I compare for quarters every day...
-Men are just plain dumb like apes!
That's what Douglas Adams sez...
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