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-Men only care about fucking and not love:
Depends on whom we are talking about. Some people I dated I did not care to love them, only fuck them. In my girlfriends case, I loved her first, and then after a while I started fucking her. Yet fucking is not the most important thing to me...
-Men always leave the toilet seat up!
Actually, I always leave it down, so as to not stink up the whole place. Ironically, my sister and my mother always leave it up...
-Men drink too much beer!
Actually, it varies from person to person. I've met several women who drink a lot more beer than any man I've ever met. And hey, men tend to pay more for their drinks than women do (I know not you, of course, whomever is reading this), and admit to drinking a lot, so at least we are not hypocrites.
-Men are bad at oral sex on women.
Not me! And I can name several women who are bad at oral sex...
-Men never ask directions.
Actually I do, although I've almost never have had to, since I always figure out well the route to anywhere.
-Men care about sports too much and not their loved ones.
I care about soccer only, and between choosing my girlfriend and a soccer match, I go with my girlfriend. Or we watch the game together (we root for the same teams)... And trust me, I've met MANY sorority girls and whatnot who only cared about sports and nothing else; a lot more than men, actually...
-Men always miss when they aim to pee.
It's more of a very rarely thing. I don't know what bad aimers you've met...
-Men are selfish.
People are selfish...
-Men always talk about their penis size.
Actually, we almost never talk about penis size, out of homophobia. I mean, it's not like:
RALPH: "Hey Bob, Dave, Randy, how are you doing?"
DAVE: "Oh great Ralph! Say, I have a large penis!"
BOB: "Yeah? Well mine is larger! I have a 17 incher right here!"
RANDY: "Well, mine is even larger!"
RALPH: "Well, they sound great! Let's see 'em all!"
EVERYONE: "Alright!" [everyone high fives and slap their asses]
It would actually go like this:
RALPH: "Hey Bob, Dave, Randy, how are you doing?"
DAVE: "Oh great Ralph! Say, I have a large penis!"
BOB: "Uhm... Nice seeing you Dave..."
RANDY: "Oh, hey, I just remembered I have to have a root canal drilled and I'm late!"
RALPH: [honors his name and throws up]
-Men are just plain dumb like apes!
Riiiiiiiiight... So, know any good dumb blonde jokes?...
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