01/05/0: gnosticdogma/Discord dialogues #22: "Y2k"

Posted By: gnosticdogma


gdog: so what are you doing up this late? shouldn't you be in your kerchief?

Discord: I get it. Humor, right?

gdog: No... what?

Discord: So, are you so hip, so hop that it's time to get shakey?

gdog: You're scaring us lady.

Discord: Anyway, I'm hungry as shit. What's up with my wife?

gdog: Word. I hear that. Whats up with my wife? I haven't seen the bitch in forever. And I'm hungry too. She hasn't made me shit.

Discord: You should divorce her.

gdog: I'd like to make one last attempt at reconcilliation, if only I knew her name.

Discord: Right. So, I found a phat Jenna Jameson site.

gdog: Really? Is it free?

Discord: Don't you listen? I said I'm on a PHAT Jenna Jameson site.

gdog: I heard you, but I didn't see no fucking link...

Discord: http://...

gdog: Dammit, where's her twat?

Discord: It's in there tommy!

gdog: Yup, there it is.

Discord: I sent you to the dance pics. There are also solo, duo and more...

gdog: You are a saint. Ooops... I mean stain.

Discord: That's funny. Did I make that up?

gdog: She's painting her coochie! Is that allowed?

Discord: No. It's not.

gdog: That's got to be hard to clean.

Discord: I'm sure she can find help when she needs it.

gdog: No way. They're all frigid.

Discord: Lesbians are so lame. I gotta get this damn script printed up...

gdog: If you become a screenwriter, you can talk smack like CFL.

Discord: CFL is full of shit if he thinks he sells screenplays.

gdog: he didn't say he sells them, he says he writes them.

Discord: Well, hell, I write them. Big deal.

gdog: Are you accusing me a lying?

Discord: I hope so.

gdog: I'm comin' around to this y2k thing. I hope it does destory everything.

Discord: I like that. Warming up to y2k. You should carry a bat around and if anyone asks say, "Jus' lookin' forward to a little y2k"


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