gdog: so what are you doing up this late? shouldn't you be in your kerchief?
Discord: I get it. Humor, right?
gdog: No... what?
Discord: So, are you so hip, so hop that it's time to get shakey?
gdog: You're scaring us lady.
Discord: Anyway, I'm hungry as shit. What's up with my wife?
gdog: Word. I hear that. Whats up with my wife? I haven't seen the bitch in forever. And I'm hungry too. She hasn't made me shit.
Discord: You should divorce her.
gdog: I'd like to make one last attempt at reconcilliation, if only I knew her name.
Discord: Right. So, I found a phat Jenna Jameson site.
gdog: Really? Is it free?
Discord: Don't you listen? I said I'm on a PHAT Jenna Jameson site.
gdog: I heard you, but I didn't see no fucking link...
Discord: http://...
gdog: Dammit, where's her twat?
Discord: It's in there tommy!
gdog: Yup, there it is.
Discord: I sent you to the dance pics. There are also solo, duo and more...
gdog: You are a saint. Ooops... I mean stain.
Discord: That's funny. Did I make that up?
gdog: She's painting her coochie! Is that allowed?
Discord: No. It's not.
gdog: That's got to be hard to clean.
Discord: I'm sure she can find help when she needs it.
gdog: No way. They're all frigid.
Discord: Lesbians are so lame. I gotta get this damn script printed up...
gdog: If you become a screenwriter, you can talk smack like CFL.
Discord: CFL is full of shit if he thinks he sells screenplays.
gdog: he didn't say he sells them, he says he writes them.
Discord: Well, hell, I write them. Big deal.
gdog: Are you accusing me a lying?
Discord: I hope so.
gdog: I'm comin' around to this y2k thing. I hope it does destory everything.
Discord: I like that. Warming up to y2k. You should carry a bat around and if anyone asks say, "Jus' lookin' forward to a little y2k"
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